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Today I was playing US 2242 and got chased all through Stary and Novy Sobor by a guy with flares and a hatchet micspamming Scatman's World.

What are your experiences with DayZ's CraZs?

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Jason Voorhees in Camo Clothing, a famous scripter whos singing with a little girls voice from some movie, and WALKS towards you with a hatchet, if you turn your back at him he TP's in front of you and kills you.

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I wouldn't go that far and say his famous, because he made it onto a few youtube vids?

Anyways, some guy once decided to attack me with empty tin-cans while i just happened to have an M249 in my possession. Now that guy was a maniac because empty tin-cans are quite dangerous.

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I wouldn't go that far and say his famous, because he made it onto a few youtube vids?

Anyways, some guy once decided to attack me with empty tin-cans while i just happened to have an M249 in my possession. Now that guy was a maniac because empty tin-cans are quite dangerous.

Some bambi threw a can at me for a joke. Broke every bone in my body and flew 50 feet in the air.

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One time i chased a man down referring to him as my nickels and telling him that i needed to protect him. he just ran and i kept yelling "come back my nickels". Soon i chased him down and as he begged for mercy i hit him in the back with my ax and killed him. Then later i enjoyed a nice can of beans while sitting next to his body. Good times....good times.

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Some bambi threw a can at me for a joke. Broke every bone in my body and flew 50 feet in the air.

I've a conspiracy theory about the value of empty tin-cans in DayZ, I personally think they have a higher damage rate than any weapon in the mod and that the Dev's have intentionally increased their loot rate (That's why their everywhere). As we scurry all over the map searching to find the ultimate weapon, when all along its been right in front of us.

Also have a theory about the toilet roll, but that's for another day. Trust no one armed with an empty tin-can, unless they're holding it in their left hand.

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I've a conspiracy theory about the value of empty tin-cans in DayZ, I personally think they have a higher damage rate than any weapon in the mod and that the Dev's have intentionally increased their loot rate (That's why their everywhere). As we scurry all over the map searching to find the ultimate weapon, when all along its been right in front of us.

Also have a theory about the toilet roll, but that's for another day. Trust no one armed with an empty tin-can, unless they're holding it in their left hand.

Mel Gibson was right?

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Mel Gibson was right?

HaHa.... Don't start me on the radios?

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I would hope so or i'll have lay off the Guinness and whiskey. :(

What was this thread about again? sorry OP.

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Well lets hope you ran in the opposite direction and didn't jump on his crossbar.

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Crazy people.

Like the guy on the bike who called me "Teddy".

Someone once called me "diddy" and dragged me around whilst unconscious. A heroic hatchet murderer killed him and must've passed me up as dead; I was on the inside, the inside :(

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