You've Got a Friend in Me

[Deception. 12]

ToyStory quotes aside, let's get down to what really matters.

Sometimes, when you're on the open road, and you're going and going, running for kilometers and kilometers and you just think

THIS IS FUCKING BORING!

-you then realize that maybe someone to share the moment with, or have an adventure with might be worth seeking.

So what do you do? You come to the ole DayZ forums and get ignored because it's your first post and you have no profile picture (because you have no idea what to put it as)! Community support! :thumbsup:

Going on, I just feel as though if I did have a partner, doing things would be more fun, and a lot more successful. I have a kill/death ratio of about 1:1, so with a partner, it might be more like 5:3! Imagine that! Almost enough to make a mass grave eventually!

We can make a mass grave together! But no, killing isn't exactly my thing. I'm more of a neutral player. Sometimes, my trigger finger is itchy and I want to feel fresh blood on my canines, but usually I'll either run, hide, or approach at gunpoint and get them to submit. Or I'll just talk and hope for the best. And with the new 1.7.7.1 patch, the community is slowly being converted back into its "less KOS" state, and I'm determined to grasp that and support it.

I essentially do whatever I damn well please.

I do get into a lot of fun times, like inserting myself into warzones, teaming up with friendlies, helping someone out, setting up ambushes, or being a crazed machete murderer who lives under Kamenka bridge and prays on newspawns.

I say this like it's socially accepted because I feel that you would do the same thing too if you had the chance.

What you should know about me as a player is that my interest level is dictated by progress. So if things stop progressing, I get disinterested. Therefore, I push myself TO THE UTMOST to accomplish my goals, otherwise they don't get done at all. This also leads to suicide when I get endgame. But endgame hasn't happened to me for a while now, so....

Something else you should know is that I love a challenge. I love being put at a disadvantage as much as I like duking it out. Escaping snipers and choppers flinging bullets my way is FUN to me. Using only civilian weapons is FUN to me also. But I wouldn't make you do that. I only use an Enfield for the abundance of ammo, currently. It's not like I'll pop one of our tires JUST to put ourselves down. Not like that. I mean I ENJOY disadvantages when they come along, so just get used to it.

I like "hardcore" type of things. Right now, I play on BMRF's Expert server. It's a blend of all my favorite things: more damage from zombies and weapons, a day/night cycle, no third-person, crosshairs, nameplates, or death messages, all of which you get used to and enjoy after a while. Nothing really clouding up your screen. It does have side-chat, and IT EVEN GETS FULL. Something I'd least expect is a hardcore DayZ server without extra vehicle or weapon spawns and third person to peak at full. That's amazing. So there are no shortages of players, and no shortages of adventure!

Like today, there was a medic camp set up on Altar for trade and medical care. Things like this happen ALL THE TIME. There are regular clans and they all have roles, spare the ones that are just passing through.

IP: 74.91.123.48:2303

As myself, I have times where I'm extremely funny, and others can't crack a joke. But I've been told I'm ALWAYS pleasant to be around. Essentially I'm a person of extremes. Though I am very good at manipulating text and format to suit my needs and convey a story/message, I am almost unable to do so orally. My spoken stories SUCK. I'm not sure how to make them better except saying it how I would write it, but that would sound really weird spoken. Anyway....

I live on the East Coast US. My hours are all day everyday except when I'm doing things, which I usually am doing something every day but at different times, but I more often than not get time to play, so don't worry. And I mean a LONG time to play, too.

When school starts up it will probably be like 4 or 5pm to 8 or 9, more on weekends.

TL;DR:

I am looking for a partner/wingman for DayZ.

I run on EST.

I regularly play on this (74.91.123.48:2303) server.

Hours are 9 AM -??? summer, 5 PM - 8 or 9 PM weekdays during schoolyear.

Blablabla personality and temperament.

Now, if you think pairing up with a guy named Deception. sounds like a bad idea, then

Just remember what your old pal said

Boy or girl, you've got a friend in me

You've got a friend in me (x3)

You've got troubles, well I've got 'em too

There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you except let you drive my helicopter

We stick together (not literally, though- DayZ doesn't have glue anyway....) and we see it through

You've got a friend in me (x2)

Some other folks might be

A little bit smarter (psh, no, I am THE SMARTEST BEAN!) than I am

Bigger and stronger too (.... yes.)

Maybe

But none of them will ever love enjoy you as a person the way I do

It's me and you

And as the DayZ go by (I feel so cheap now....)

Boys or girl, our friendship will never die

You're gonna see

It's our destiny

You've got a friend in me (x3)

Edited June 25, 2013 by Deception.

[Creep- 569]

Do you want to join DayZ Medics Clan?

http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/140959-dayz-medics-clan/

[Deception. 12]

Do you want to join DayZ Medics Clan?

http://dayzmod.com/f...yz-medics-clan/

No thanks, just want 1 partner to play with. I also don't enjoy playing as a medic.

I like more of The Walking Dead approach. I decide when to help, and I require compensation for my efforts. If I don't like a job, I don't take it, and I make deals. Not really the medic type. Besides, the unfortunate part is that being a medic can be easy in theory. The medical system isn't that hard to learn or execute. I wish it was.

[Creep- 569]

Take a closer look at the picture ;)

[Deception. 12]

Take a closer look at the picture ;)

I see the picture.

People have pictures of Nyan Cat and their clan name is Joint Task Force 7.

Doesn't mean a thing.

[Creep- 569]

:facepalm:

[Pushkovinator 0]

Hey deception, I saw you post on my topic, and yea i agree with you, all of these annoying clan advertisements.....are.... well.... annoying :) But Yea i think it would be great to play with you :) Do you have skype?

[Deception. 12]

:facepalm:

No, no, I UNDERSTAND what you're saying. I do. You're a bandit clan. But a picture is just a picture. Without any extra input, I wouldn't even give it a second thought. You can put that pictures of telly-tubbies, or jelly beans. Does that mean you are a clan about jelly beans? Probably not. Unless you make a picture where "Medics" is written over the bandit or gun, and it's obvious you used effort to put it there, it just fails to convey the message.

Most people would think it means something. But I've seen so many times where it doesn't, I assume it doesn't. There's not enough evidence.

Honestly I'm just telling you I'm difficult. And I really can't give you anything more graceful than that.

Edited June 25, 2013 by Deception.

[Deception. 12]

Hey deception, I saw you post on my topic, and yea i agree with you, all of these annoying clan advertisements.....are.... well.... annoying :) But Yea i think it would be great to play with you :) Do you have skype?

That depends, do you agree to uphold my ideals, standards, playstyle and server choice (I do a little bit of everything, so....)? Check also if our times can work together year-round. I live on the East Coast US, so EST timezone. Central is 1 hour before me, and Pacific is 1 hour before Central.

If you still want to play, Skype is and you will need to get whitelisted real quick at BMRF http://bmrf.me/. Also, check the server IP that I gave you, and make sure you have a good ping. Keep in mind the server gets close to full, so judge your ping based on how many people are in when you check it.

Edited June 26, 2013 by Deception.

[Creep- 569]

No, no, I UNDERSTAND what you're saying. I do. You're a bandit clan. But a picture is just a picture. Without any extra input, I wouldn't even give it a second thought. You can put that pictures of telly-tubbies, or jelly beans. Does that mean you are a clan about jelly beans? Probably not. Unless you make a picture where "Medics" is written over the bandit or gun, and it's obvious you used effort to put it there, it just fails to convey the message.

Most people would think it means something. But I've seen so many times where it doesn't, I assume it doesn't. There's not enough evidence.

Honestly I'm just telling you I'm difficult. And I really can't give you anything more graceful than that.

oh dear