My first game in ages

[dulix11 731]

Well, after a few months of having no computer, I finally got a computer powerful enough to run DayZ on highest settings. And then after internet issues and Telstra beings 8===Ds, I managed to download DayZ commander and (hopefully) get started. No, wrong. So after installing the new update and screwing around with other stuff, I finally get a server. No, wrong again. I keeep getting kicked, or just cannot join the game. So after sorting out Battleshits constant nagging and bitching, I get into a game.

Kamenka, GREEAAT. Anywho, I decide to make my way up to the Balot airfield, so after aggro'ing what seemed to be the entire zombie population of Kamenka, I get down to the airfield. Still being chased by a couple of zombies, I find a empty M24. I keep it anyways but get raped by zombies after running for it.

Attempt 2:

Kamenka. Again. This time I took a different approach. I head up the road looting all the deer stands, and getting a CZ550 on the first one. I go on my merry way, avoiding zombies and coming to a town which I have no idea the name of. I see a church and head down there, hoping for some decent loot. No, its one of THOSE churches. Un-openable doors. I distract most of the zombies (Thank shit for road flares!) and escape to a nearby forest. I stuck to the forests for a while until Zeleno came into view. I scan through it with my empty CZ and then- BAM! Kicked for having a ping of 7985. Am I pissed? Yes. Am I going to make a thread about how much I hate Battleye and how DayZ is too hard and sucks now. No. Whining about Battleye won't fix it. Oh well, at least I can start over, get a little further.

This was my first 1.7 game, and honestly, I don't know what everyones so angry about. I found heaps of loot, I got knocked down I think, once, and didn't get infected. Keep in mind, I haven't played in at least 3 or 4 months.

Well, I just thought I'd put this out there, and errr, goodnight!

[Hetstaine 10852]

I'm angry and i haven't even played the new patch yet !!! I will use this anger to focus on hunting you down, or consuming more rum..let me flip a coin..*zing* .. ..rum it is. Lucky.

[pwnage13371 147]

I get infected all the time and knocked down, but I don't give a fuck. Learn to play with a challenge people... It seriously isn't that hard. Even though all those things have happened to me, I haven't even died. Zombies do much less damage and military loot spawns spawn antibiotics so calm your tits and play the game. Protip: Don't shoot players and zombies don't chase you.

Edited June 15, 2013 by pwnage13371

[Hetstaine 10852]

I refuse to clam my tits..unless you are offering ?In that case i already have my shirt off, you bring the clams.

[pwnage13371 147]

Clam, what are you talking about? I didn't say cl- Hey! No!! Why would I ever edit my post?

[xeezy 27]

I get knocked out so much it ain't even funny, but atleast it's a lil bit more challenging. Haven't died yet due to the zombies and got 5 murders since the patch.