Epic fail story

[potapmisha 16]

I've posted this story in Russian forum, guys said this is funny. So I want to tell you this - The Epic Fail Story. I was supposed to get a top loot - weapon, equipment, chopper... But this stupid pilot... Ok, let's start. Sorry for my poor English.

I spawned in Elektrozavodsk. Found a double barrel shotgun, hatchet, food, drink. I wanted to find better rifle, matches, medical stuff and leave this dangerous city but I saw that player Newton wrote in chat "I'm in Elektro fire station, on a power plant. I need blood and morphine, please help!". "If he will kill me, I don't losing anything. This loot I can find in 5 minutes, why don't help?".

And I saw that his friend Dimasik says that he found the car and coming to save him. "If I will heal 'em firstly, I would join their company, make new friends on this server, have some good loot.." I wrote "Wait, I'm coming", came to hospital, took blood pack, morphine and ran to poor Newton.

Me:"Hey that's me! I brought medicals, don't shoot!"

Newton:"Ok. Don't aim at me."

"Stay calm, I'm making you morphine injection"

"Ok, now blood"

"Done"

"Thanks"

Newton asks Dimasik where is him. They said "I'm coming, wait"

When suddenly... Zombies! Newton shot one zomb with Winchester and other heard noise and coming. There's lots of them! They attacking Newton, breaking his leg again. I'm stupid fool too, I shot one with my shotgun...

"We'll die there" - says Newton

"No!"

We're taking hatchets, killing them, and killing, and killing...

"That was the last. But I need blood" - I said

"Me too. And I have the broken leg"

"Wait a minute, I'll bring some medicals"

"Ok"

I reached the hospital, took some blood packs and morphine. But I made a mistake - I FORGOT BANDAGES. This was killed me. But let's counitine the story.

I brought medicals again and we got healthy again.

"Where are you, Dimasik?"

"I'm coming! You will not believe what I found!"

Five minutes of waiting and I heard...chopper! This is Dimasik!

"Land there, on the field!"

"Get in, guys!"

Chopper soared and carried us away from dangerous Electrozavodsk.

Dimasik:"I found this Huey in camp on north forest. There's lots of loot!"

Newton:"Can you give me SVD?"

"Of course"

"Cool!" - me and Newton

Chopper is flying over forests, fields. I'm shooting from mashinegun and dreaming about M107, Coyote pack, NVGs, GPS... When suddenly...

Chopper touched the tree! BOOM! Explosion!

Dimasik died

Newton died

Dimasik: "Sorry, guys:D"

I'm alive. I survived the fall and the explosion. But I have about 2000 blood, I'm bleeding and there's NO BANDAGES! I'm checking my backpack, my dead friends' gear... No! I must survive! I'm ailve after zombie attack Dimasik and Newton weren't killed me... No! I'll found bandages. But nearest loot place is 2km away. My last thought before death: "So stupidly..."

[G000gle 200]

<'gooogle translation'>

Hahahaha.

This is the best story for Dayz.

[beatSTV 631]

<'gooogle translation'>

Hahahaha.

This is the best story for Dayz.

lol

[potapmisha 16]

<'gooogle translation'>

Hahahaha.

This is the best story for Dayz.

Thank you! That's strange, but I tried to translate it myself, without google. Maybe I'm translating somthing wrong, but google isn't better:)

[Korsbaek 1778]

Thank you! That's strange, but I tried to translate it myself, without google. Maybe I'm translating somthing wrong, but google isn't better:)

Your translation is ok. That G000gle guy is everywhere on the English forum. He always starts his post with writing gooogle translation.

[potapmisha 16]

Your translation is ok. That G000gle guy is everywhere on the English forum. He always starts his post with writing gooogle translation.

Thank you man

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