Anyone get pre-Alpha invite?

[narwaljunior 18]

Is it too late to kidnap Dean's family for a key invite?

[Cap'n (DayZ) 1827]

Is it too late to kidnap Dean's family for a key invite?

I'd prefer to threaten removal of his genitalia by force. Nothing comes between a man and his loins. NOTHING.

[Cap'n (DayZ) 1827]

please put your references down sir

im reddit user, oh well why didnt you say so earlier have my house, my car ,my wife !

i think ill add that to my next cv :lol:

Stop you reddit bastards, you're stealing our beloved rocket!

[toxicsludge 406]

Why do people so desperately want to play a buggy, unpolished pre-alpha? Let me have it when it is in an enjoyable, playable state. No sooner thank you.

[drayson 158]

It completely blows my mind that there are people stupid enough to trust a youtube video link stating they have a leaked standalone alpha. What...the shit.

[#Sleepy 572]

I think someone is pulling your leg, the only people who have access at the moment are the dayz dev team, forum/reddit mods and probably a few senior people from Valve, AMD, Nvidia, Intel etc.

Kinda makes me sad I wasn't invited, I thought what the DayZ Forum Staff and I had was special. Except Boneboys, he scares me. :/

[Death_Dealer 3155]

I hate Nvidia and intel. Suck my hipster dick bean!

How dare you!

[v3c1c 86]

It completely blows my mind that there are people stupid enough to trust a youtube video link stating they have a leaked standalone alpha. What...the shit.

well thay have leaked pre alpha and that 100% truth. Sad thing - most people perceive it as final product ....