Hetstaine 10852 Posted May 21, 2013 So my partner and i are slummin' around at NE field , just got a Huey repaired but we needed some more juice so i told her to take our loaded up UAZ to Olsha hill and wait for me while i juiced it at the servo near Gorka. We had just got in a firefight at the field which is why i told her to go to Olsha with our wheels, so she had a good posi to spot any incoming while i was away.So i juice it to half and return to Olsha where she is up the tower, i say..were you watching the field ? She says..yeh, sorta but up here is cool..so we stuff around and grab a couple of shots....then i park the heli and we decide to go and stash the UAZ nearby and go for a Cherno/Elektro flyby. I jump in the UAZ and just as she is getting in i spot a dude,crouched and weapon aimed at us on the open grass in front of the heli, i floor it as she hits the passenger seat, drop first, we throw dust in his face and scream around the tower and down the hill out of his line of sight. She is like ' HE IS GONNA STEAL OUR FUCKING HELI !! I eject and bolt up just as we hear the engine whirring into life, i don't want to fuck the heli so i am doing my best impression of Usain Bolt trying to get to the side glass so i can pop this thief. Just as i get there and line him up the heli starts lifting, i get a couple of rounds off at his melon but the heli rises quickly and fucked if this dude is gettin' a free ride. we both start emptying magazines at him quicker than Lindsay Lohan can say ' yes your honour !' but he is gaining height and speed ..fucker is going to get away !My partner shouts at me to get my sniper out, i swap out for my m40a3 but don't have enough time to drop items to make room for splitting a dmr mag to get ammo so i swap back, just then she yells out 'YEAH BITCH!' and i see the heli doing an inside loop followed by a sideways nose dive into a bunch of trees. My partner is off and sprinting like Woody spotting a twinkie towards the newly forming plume of smoke rising out of the ground...Old mate lies bleeding and splayed out near the destroyed heli and supplies us with beans and coke for our troubles.So we lost da choppa , but we gained some beans, Fair enough trade. 12 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Creep- 569 Posted May 21, 2013 Y u no Balota Buddies anymore? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted May 21, 2013 :beans: shit don't come for free Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saethkept 134 Posted May 21, 2013 Nice one. 'Like A Huey For Beans'. One heck of a title for a summer blockbuster. Soundtrack by Megadeth and John Carpenter directing. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hetstaine 10852 Posted May 21, 2013 Y u no Balota Buddies anymore?Global warming.atm i have the brissy flu (since sunday night) was planning on jumping on this week, just waiting on getting better. Much love. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
