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jBrick

Dude... Why are YOU so ANGRY?

By jBrick, in DayZ Mod General Discussion

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So, this is probably the second time in history I couldn't shoot somebody. I shot a guy twice in the back ran up to him doing my best imitation of a jihadist... but probably sounding more like Xena Warrior Princess. He was bleeding out, so I bandaged him, started dragging him... and didn't let go when he woke up. So I started doing my best "DO YOU LIFT BRO?!??!" and he was like "HELLZ YA I LIFT, I'm F!@#ING HUGE!... but Dude, WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY?!?"

He hit a nerve... I laughed so hard I almost passed out IRL and ran off all cockeyed as a result. Touche Mr. Heroskin... well played sir.

- Brick

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I love xena warrior princess, when she stepped up from amazonian to high ranking official in spartacus blood and sand oooooo boy.

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