I feel SO bad! Apology

[applejaxc 2500]

So I just finished playing on my server at 71.53.228.93 port 2302, hostname Applejaxc.

I was in Cherno with Ethan and Sologorsk (or whatever his name is). Ethan drove his UAZ out of the NWAF into Cherno and gave me a blood transfusion. I gave him some DMR mags, then jumped into his car and drove away.

A few minutes later, I was going to one of the firestations and this crazy motherfu RAN IN FRONT OF ME and got run over. Panicked, I knew I had to finish him off; he opened fire with his DMR into the back of the UAZ. I changed to the passenger seat, hopped out, and went into the fire station. While he was fighting off zombies with a broken leg, I went upstairs and dropped him with an AKM. ;(

So sorry Ethan. Your ghillie and my AK are still on your body. I have your DMR, map, and M9SD.

[Heathcz 84]

omg what kind of person you are, cruel monster

[Skat3rat 1633]

Come over here. I'm here to help you. Let's grab a coffee and talk about it.

[applejaxc 2500]

omg what kind of person you are, cruel monster

XD

Come over here. I'm here to help you. Let's grab a coffee and talk about it.

*sniff* o-okay... :)

[TerribleFate 49]

I was on some server, and I was driving very fast, then I heard someone say "Hey! Im gonna cut your legs off! Aghhhh!" Confused and laughing, I see some guy run out from behind a fence say "Help me! This psycho is chasing me!" So I turn around, go over 60MPH and ran the guy chasing him, and he flew into a fence and broke it. Needless to say, it was hilarious.

[applejaxc 2500]

I was on some server, and I was driving very fast, then I heard someone say "Hey! Im gonna cut your legs off! Aghhhh!" Confused and laughing, I see some guy run out from behind a fence say "Help me! This psycho is chasing me!" So I turn around, go over 60MPH and ran the guy chasing him, and he flew into a fence and broke it. Needless to say, it was hilarious.

I've heard similar stories. Crazy people with fireaxes. I once took down 3 bandits before the rest of the group (of 10) shot me.

[ThatCampingOwl 4]

That poor damned bloody bastard.

[Stoned Orangutan 31]

No Mercy, No Regret, No remorse.

[rafters 14]

No Mercy, No Regret, No remorse.

Wrong attitude XD

[rafters 14]

Dayz has a habbit of making you think. "What if I did just run that hobbo over..?"

Edited May 10, 2013 by Rafters

[Skat3rat 1633]

Dayz has a habbit of making you think. "What if I did just run that hobbo over..?"

Or, "Why did I just molest a dead cow while tickling a giraffe?"

[Stoned Orangutan 31]

Wrong attitude XD

Not to me :D

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

Manages to fit server IP and Name of server in story. If I didn't know any better I would say your are a brilliant marketer.

[Slappy the Cut Throat 2]

This one time I ran into an innocent looking Bambi with no weapon and he gave me his beans cause I told him I was hungry. We teamed up for a bit running to cherno and he would just not stop talking.... I mean yak yak yak yak yak yak YAKYAKYAK. So I shot him in the legs with a revolver and let the zombies have him.

[LightWolf (DayZ) 0]

This one time I ran into an innocent looking Bambi with no weapon and he gave me his beans cause I told him I was hungry. We teamed up for a bit running to cherno and he would just not stop talking.... I mean yak yak yak yak yak yak YAKYAKYAK. So I shot him in the legs with a revolver and let the zombies have him.

Why dident you just lead him to Cherno first?

[Death_Dealer 3155]

What if Ethan had family? Kids, a wife?

Do you feel like a man now?

:P