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yungares

2 questions!

By yungares, in DayZ Mod General Discussion

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Yo!

First Question: Would anyone like to team up in DayZ? If so reply to this with your skype so i can ring you and we'll have a talk :-)

Second: have you ever ran up to a fellow bandit, slapped them on the back so their tit fell off, and then began to eat it?

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I've ran up to non fellow bandits and slapped them so hard their vaginas magically turned into a penis so they could also be Heroes instead of pissant TKing pricks. :) (no genitalia eating has ensued)

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Skat3rat    1633

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Yo!

First Question: Would anyone like to team up in DayZ? If so reply to this with your skype so i can ring you and we'll have a talk :-)

Second: have you ever ran up to a fellow bandit, slapped them on the back so their tit fell off, and then began to eat it?

I once hit a bandit so hard with my car that his body turned into a fish.

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