The Most Annoying Fan (Oblivion anyone?)

[applejaxc 2500]

So I'm playing DayZ. I like to be the strong-silent, loner-survivalist type, right? Well I find this kid (literally; at the most 10 years old) on the edge of a firefight. He doesn't shoot me, so I kill the bandit shooting at him (missing at point blank. The idiot). I fix the child's legs, then kill a bunch of zombies.

He goes Justin Beiber fangirl on me.

It was endearing, and annoying. Like... I wanted to punch a baby kitten in the uterus, he was so annoying.

Being the hero I was, instead of shooting him, I let him follow me into... ugh... I don't know the names of Namalsk cities. Anyway: So we go in together. He's got a fireaxe, and I've got a FAL. He gets hit a lot, I do most of the killing and bandaging. He was useless.

Every time I did something, he was like "Oh my god that was so cool" or "I wish I was as good as you."

It made me feel good, sure, and my ego grew ten sizes, but... SHUT UP! His voice, coupled with a bad microphone... ugh...

I was nice though. I kept my cool. Some bandits start shooting at us, so we book it for my truck. He got there first. I combat-rolled over a fence to get to my car, and hit him. It pushed him into the truck, which shot him into the air.

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"-splat

[??????????? 24]

Cool story bro :D

[GOD™ 2795]

well done?

Edited April 14, 2013 by GOD™

[elf cakes 559]

you must post like 30 topics a day lol

[Blondedash 403]

you must post like 30 topics a day lol

so what look at the date I joined and the amount of posts I have done.

[applejaxc 2500]

you must post like 30 topics a day lol

Well... y'know.

[Blondedash 403]

I just checked my join date nearly a month and 1200 posts lol

[elf cakes 559]

so what look at the date I joined and the amount of posts I have done.

yeah, and how is that relevant? i was talking about topics, not replies/posts.

[Blondedash 403]

sorry back on topic ha I wonder how old that guy was.

[m.cab 83]

I just checked my join date nearly a month and 1200 posts lol

yeah and this is how you got them: Posting in every thread 3 times how cool you and your posts are! Big boiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[applejaxc 2500]

sorry back on topic ha I wonder how old that guy was.

Obviously didn't read to clearly.

[Blondedash 403]

ive made a fool of myself dammit.

[applejaxc 2500]

ive made a fool of myself dammit.

Don't worry man. There's a reason everyone hates me on these forums. XD

[EliteSkittle 59]

Lol, Does it matter how many times he post? Its a forum thats what they are for.

Also nice story, I liked the part where you punched a kitten in the uterus