applejaxc 2500 Posted April 14, 2013 So I'm playing DayZ. I like to be the strong-silent, loner-survivalist type, right? Well I find this kid (literally; at the most 10 years old) on the edge of a firefight. He doesn't shoot me, so I kill the bandit shooting at him (missing at point blank. The idiot). I fix the child's legs, then kill a bunch of zombies.He goes Justin Beiber fangirl on me.It was endearing, and annoying. Like... I wanted to punch a baby kitten in the uterus, he was so annoying.Being the hero I was, instead of shooting him, I let him follow me into... ugh... I don't know the names of Namalsk cities. Anyway: So we go in together. He's got a fireaxe, and I've got a FAL. He gets hit a lot, I do most of the killing and bandaging. He was useless.Every time I did something, he was like "Oh my god that was so cool" or "I wish I was as good as you."It made me feel good, sure, and my ego grew ten sizes, but... SHUT UP! His voice, coupled with a bad microphone... ugh...I was nice though. I kept my cool. Some bandits start shooting at us, so we book it for my truck. He got there first. I combat-rolled over a fence to get to my car, and hit him. It pushed him into the truck, which shot him into the air."WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"-splat 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
??????????? 24 Posted April 14, 2013 Cool story bro :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GOD™ 2795 Posted April 14, 2013 (edited) well done? Edited April 14, 2013 by GOD™ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elf cakes 559 Posted April 14, 2013 you must post like 30 topics a day lol 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blondedash 403 Posted April 14, 2013 you must post like 30 topics a day lolso what look at the date I joined and the amount of posts I have done. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
applejaxc 2500 Posted April 14, 2013 you must post like 30 topics a day lolWell... y'know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blondedash 403 Posted April 14, 2013 I just checked my join date nearly a month and 1200 posts lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elf cakes 559 Posted April 14, 2013 so what look at the date I joined and the amount of posts I have done.yeah, and how is that relevant? i was talking about topics, not replies/posts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blondedash 403 Posted April 14, 2013 sorry back on topic ha I wonder how old that guy was. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
m.cab 83 Posted April 14, 2013 I just checked my join date nearly a month and 1200 posts lolyeah and this is how you got them: Posting in every thread 3 times how cool you and your posts are! Big boiiiiiiiiiiiiii Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
applejaxc 2500 Posted April 14, 2013 sorry back on topic ha I wonder how old that guy was.Obviously didn't read to clearly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blondedash 403 Posted April 14, 2013 ive made a fool of myself dammit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
applejaxc 2500 Posted April 15, 2013 ive made a fool of myself dammit.Don't worry man. There's a reason everyone hates me on these forums. XD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EliteSkittle 59 Posted April 19, 2013 Lol, Does it matter how many times he post? Its a forum thats what they are for.Also nice story, I liked the part where you punched a kitten in the uterus 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
