Murder with Collateral.

[PaxC4T 159]

So, Im with my buddy Chimera, as usual, on a server we regularly go on.

So this other regular and his friend were on aswell, I wont give names so I'll letter them C and Q. C is a known killer, he will literally land a plane just to shoot a lone wanderer.

C is a total asshole. Someone was lagging, computer wise, so it caused them to elongate the end of words. (Like soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo) so for that, he says "Quit spamming you 4 year old fuck"

Then later, Q wanted a pickup in our Huey (I was piloting), I was skeptical cause he is C's friend, they also have the same clan tag. But, we wanted to pick up someone else near there too (We'll name him Z). So half way there, C logs on and wants a pickup to. so they are all in the same area. Well, C didn't say much so that gave me some uneasy feelings.

I hover over the area to pick up Z, he fires some glock shots to signal me. So C doesnt think I got the picture so he fires a DMR up near the Heli, not knowing it was C, I naturally start flying the fuck away, and everyone is shouting WAIT WAIT. so im about 1000m away and I say "Can we do this without shooting a fucking DMR at us?" C,Q,And Z say yes.

So im coming in for a landing, now im not the best pilot, you can tell it sometimes, but I can get to Point A to Point B no problem, you just gotta be patient with my landing.

On an additional note, The heli windows have been damaged slightly, nothing big.

Continuing on I'm landing and C spurts how "Either someone fucking sucks at flying or they have a really fucked up heli" at this moment, im rather aggravated with him. He's been an ass this whole time and I have no idea why im actually letting him sit in my huey.

So we are now flying to our destination, he comments on my flying again, my reply? "You can eject if you hate my flying so much" being over a forest he says "I would but there are too many trees and i dont wanna die from parachuting into them. My thoughts were basically "Thats the point, dumbass"

We get there to meet up with the admin and give some input on things, Its a Private Hive so he's always tweaking stuff, trying new things. im coming in for a landing, not much room, The admins Super Huey is in the middle of the clearing, I'm pretty confident about landing, but C decides he's gonna spurt out "Theres not enough room! youll slam us into a fucking tree!" The admin was nice enough to scoot his super huey over to give more room.

We get there, start sitting down. well. C and Q arent sitting down or lowering their weapons, which makes me nervous, plus C wont stand the fuck still. I even tell them to lower their weapons and quit aiming them and me and Chimera.

"Whats the point, why are you flipping dicks over a game" C smugly says, and aims it at me more and gets closer, Q joins in to. I'm talking to Chimera over skype saying "Can I just fucking shoot these guys? They are really aggravating the fuck out of me"

C's continuous running, rolling, jumping around even gets on the admins nerves, He lets him know, He stops moving. We continue talking with the admin, giving input, throwing around ideas and such. The topic comes up of resetting the server's mission file, C thought it would erase all of his stuff, Once he realizes it will only effect spawns and other stuff, he says "Oh, If i was gonna loose my shit I was gonna shoot this kid infront of me" He points at Chimera's head.

At this point. im getting really aggravated, like, on my last strand of restraint before killing him. I ask Chimera again, can I shoot them? he says "Just wait a second, one more and we'll shoot him"

So C moves over to look at the admins Super Huey, and says "Isnt this that fag chopper with the fuckin radar.

We wait for C and Q to hold still, Chimera shoots C in the head, I unload into Q. I wouldnt have killed Q if I knew he wouldnt have sought revenge, Q was just collateral damage, Why? Cause he was actually an alright guy, I even apologized to him after wards and he understood.

But C was "Flipping dicks" over it, madder than hell,

I forgot to mention too ,The admins base was a no shoot zone. He let it go, cause we are friends with him and he was getting annoyed aswell. Chimera and I went back to our base while the admin picked up Q and C to get their stuff back.

Moral of this story. Dont be a fucking annoying little dick, keep it up, and you'll be shot before you decide to shoot first, It felt really good. Almost took my hero skin though, and took Chimeras.

2nd Moral, just cause a few guys are Heroes doesnt mean they arent willing to give up a chunk of their humanity to get rid of a major annoyance.

We got Chimeras hero skin back though, I told him to pull out a 9milly and shoot me in the foot so he could bandage, blood bag, and morphine me. What are friends for eh?

Pax out!

[Fion (DayZ) 19]

Beans to you.

[Trizzo 632]

But why let C collect his stuff? Bury body and tell him to go back for it? That would be nice...

[Acix 132]

tl;dr

[PaxC4T 159]

But why let C collect his stuff? Bury body and tell him to go back for it? That would be nice...

because the admin is nice regardless of his annoyance to him.

tl;dr

then get out.

[Statik (DayZ) 2695]

I like your choice of names C, Q, and Z instead over something such as 1, 2, and 3, or A, B, and C.

Regardless, take my beans.

[PaxC4T 159]

I like your choice of names C, Q, and Z instead over something such as 1, 2, and 3, or A, B, and C.

Regardless, take my beans.

it is simply the first letters of their names :P

C got banned today, he continued to run his mouth, Q is staying though, cause he is cool :P