Most hilarious way you have killed a bandit (or bandits)

[R-Dog2422 13]

what is the most hilarious or interesting way you have killed a bandit? Mine happened last night:

I spawned in Three Valleys. It was a private server, so we already spawned with some stuff, including a machete. I pull out the machete and I start to walk towards elektro. Not even a minute into my journey, a bandit with an AK stops me. He tells me to drop all of my items. I open up my gear and begin to drop my stuff. I ask him over direct if I could keep my machete. He said I could. I dropped all of my food and bandages and started to walk away. I turned around and saw him crouching down, picking up my stuff. I started to slowly walk towards him. He tells me to "stay the fuck away, noob" So i stop and just watch him, refusing to leave. He starts moving towards me and stops probably 15 meters away. He points his AK at me and says "I'm done with your shit, drop your machete" i then crouch down and pretend to go into my inventory and drop it. After 10 seconds, I get up and start running at him, dodging (most of) his gunfire and swipe him with the machete. He falls to the ground, his legs broken. I continue to run around him, wacking him, until he finally dies. Unfortunately, his manages to shoot me a couple times before he dies, killing me.

It was a really fun and intense moment, which reminded me how fun this game really is.

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

I went to pick up a survivor on berenzino docks and a bandit charged to get in on foot. I did the bronco scorpion crushing him with the tail. Broke his legs then I swept him off the dock into the water with the tail of the huey and he bleed to death.

[applejaxc 2500]

Stuck a satchel charge to the bed of a truck (I fell off a building into my truck. Yeah) and drove it into Elektro. I marked the map with a "FREE TRUCK" and hid in a nearby building. Pretty soon 5 bandits jumped in (3 in front, 2 in back, if I counted right). I heard the engine rev, and hit detonate when they got a few feet down the road. Killed them, and all the zombies around them. Walked away with NVGs and lots of ammo.

[GOD™ 2795]

M136 Launcher.

It was a good day.

Edited April 6, 2013 by GOD™

[thelonewarrior 886]

Probably the guy who I called friendly to, he shot me knocking me unconscious, tried to loot me and failed realising I wasn't dead

Then missed his last 3 shots at blank range, decided to the ignore me while he looted the building, I woke up and tried to shoot him in the leg but he was on so low blood that 2 g17 rounds to the leg killed him

Best part is I offered him a transfusion before he fired and he choose to waste all his ammo on a guy with a pistol and died to me just to try and get a kill when he was basically dead from blood loss anyway where he could have got a transfusion first and then tried to kill me

[CoolCain10 55]

I ran into the a barracks and zombies chased me.

[Matteh 63]

Mine would be today, seeing as I tend to stay out of populous zones where the bandits seems to breed, I just spawned outside of Cherno, did a loot run, nothing special, some food and a revolver is all I really managed to find, anyway I was in a house picking up some ammo for said revolver when I hear footsteps behind me.

I quickly back out of the gear menu to see a bandit with an axe swinging at me, missed the first one, second and third ones hit (not sure how he didn't break my legs) but I began to back out of the room, only 3 bullets loaded into my revolver, and bleeding, I thought that was the end for me, but I fired, not much time for precise aiming, popped him in the stomach, then the chest and finally downed him with a shot to the face.

No death message, went to pick up the other ammo on the floor, turned around and finished him off with a shot to the cranium, felt good after being killed by a bandit earlier on.

[zix 9]

C130J + bandit car = bandits dead. Fun times

[Horny goldfish (DayZ) 10]

Dropped a guy off the big cherno sniper tower when he tried to steal my pickup

[Banana_Duck 121]

I've witnessed a robbery in the open fields north west of balota, the bandit robbed an axe wielding noob. They went through the usual of "lay down and drop your goods" I waited until the bandit grabbed all his goods an then POW! Bullet to the bandits head, the poor noob ran away without recollecting his goods!

[bloodtrozorx 145]

I told this story in a previous thread but...I was headed west outta Cherno in my GAZ when I passed the gas station on the right a fresh spawn ran out in front of me. He crossed the road headed towards the coast and I used alt to follow him in first person. Then I realized there was someone in front of my car...a bandit with an axe. Bandit vs. Speeding car ended badly for him. The fresh spawn explained the bandit had chased him out of Cherno so I told him he could have all the bandits gear and a ride to anywhere.