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Craux

Skynet.

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When I thought I knew everything cherno had to offer something rears its ugly head to sing me a beddie-bye song. I've seen chonga lining zombies with chronic monkey disorders. I've seen pshyco maniacs running at me with axes and your friendly neighbhorhood sniper giving me my daily dose of medication for my brain. Never really was a good survivor, but im not a zed either. Maybe a day or two if im lucky but death seems to catch me in silly ways. In the end it seemed I started seeing less and less people in my tavels and I thought to myself maybe I might die less now. Everything ways going great...until the fire-nation attacked...Someone thought it was a neat idea to put skynet in the game and spawn bandits in squads of five. No matter where I went the entire map was full of em. I could see the red eyes underneath thier towel wrapped faces.

Never thought id see the day where both undead man and machine would join together side by side to TERMINATE the human race.

Maybe im getting too old for this. Sometimes you should do yourself a favor and not reanimate yourself and just watch porn.

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I can't help but smile as I read your post. Beans for you.

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I can't help but smile as I read your post. Beans for you.

I can't help but smile as i read his post. Beans for him.

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Some guys go around searching for the name "John Connor" on DayZ commander, join the guys game with names like Terminator1 and Terminator2 and so forth, and hunt the guy.

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Some guys go around searching for the name "John Connor" on DayZ commander, join the guys game with names like Terminator1 and Terminator2 and so forth, and hunt the guy.

Joining with model name such as T-500 or T-1000 would be more adequate.

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