DGU looking for some cool guys...

[Dayz_Sam 2]

Hello. I am Sam, and I am the master of the universe.

We at DGU (which I'm told stands for Dayz gamers United, but I actually reckon stands for Drooling Gimps Unit) are looking for some players to join our kickass team of amazingness.

We play as bandits 60% of the time all the time, and we mess shit up when we do it. We got our own teamspeak, and we love banter. If you can't have fun laughing whilst playing, then you cant join us, because depressing people make us want to kill ourselves.

Anyway, we like to have lots of fun, and when we actually do play seriously, WE BREAK EVERYTHING.

Also, I'm Bane,

If you're interested, join our teamspeak: 173.192.87.62:7691 (set your name as DGU recruit <name>)

Lots of love, Sam xxx

P.s. if I don't get your beans, ill be under your bed tonight.