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Imafighter

The Dark quest...

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I was playing on a vanilla server yesterday, and had joined during the late hours. Night was falling. I had spawned in Cherno, and decided to loot it. After picking up an Enfield, Makarov, and some food and drink, something drew me to a small red brick house. Inside, I found a Mountain Dew. Praising my luck, I asked for a ride from a bus earlier so we could undertake the dark quest of...drinking the Dew on Green Mountain. We drove there, getting lost along the way while being chased by Batman on a Motorcycle, and got out. The person driving the bus accompanied me into the base. A Bum was his name. While debating where to drink it, he suggested on top of the mass of dead bodies. I went on the bodies, and opened the legendary can of Dew. I drink it down, and look around for my friend. He was nowhere to be seen, and I look to the chat in time to see "A Bum: Signature Check time out." I sighed with sadness, and heard a report from my friend Domination that he had just seen a helicopter spinning out of control and crash into the ground. Hoping I could see from the tower, I climbed it, and as I got up, I hear another person climbing the ladder, but find no one. I started throwing flares, in desperation to keep whatever the great Dew spirit had sent to haunt me. I cried aloud for help, but to no avail. With as much speed as possible, I climbed down the ladder and sprinted to the bus, and drove away from that place. Now until I find my next Mountain Dew, I am safe. But when I do find it...may the spirit have mercy on me.

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Come adventuring with me sometime i find mountain dews everywhere.

"curse" my arse..

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Come adventuring with me sometime i find mountain dews everywhere.

"curse" my arse..

Now...we must drink it at exactly 3:33 AM! But where would be the "correct" spot to drink it...?

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On Batmans bike you fool !

Crap! Its Batman! Run, Forrest, run!

And he has his bike!

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