Shrapnell 92 Posted March 13, 2013 I was looting a small warehouse area near a town, with a barn and a slaughterhouse nearby. I looted the slaughterhouse first, finding three hatchets- I only picked up one. I also found a Lee Enfield, but it glitched and disappeared after trying to put it in my backpack.I was a bit saddened to lose my new Dinnerbell, but I just continued on with a hatchet. As I was looting the barn, I saw a prone, unarmed bandit skin. I approached, noticed it wasn't moving, and realized it was dead. It was fresh, too. Everything was stripped from his body, so I stepped up the stairs. As I walked down the stairs, in a fit of stupidity and a lagburst...I FELL AND BROKE MY LEGS.After a while of moving from building to building in prone, I heard someone chat in direct communication. I turned on my mic and tried to sway them to help me, insisting I had killed a bandit in the barn, telling them that his corpse was there for him to see. After a while, he responded, and slowly approached me.He didn't have any morphine, sadly. So instead, I asked him to put me out of my misery, and then I got an axe in my head.Heheh. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hetstaine 10852 Posted March 13, 2013 please get out of my anus. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shrapnell 92 Posted March 13, 2013 please get out of my anus.But it is warm in here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
#Sleepy 572 Posted March 13, 2013 What I read>I FELL AND BROKE MY LEGS>get out of my anus>But it is warm in here.And I'm done. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hetstaine 10852 Posted March 14, 2013 The best part was when he only picked up one hatchet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shrapnell 92 Posted March 14, 2013 The best part was when he only picked up one hatchet.ohshit I forgot they go to toolbelt Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oath3 38 Posted March 14, 2013 What I read>I FELL AND BROKE MY LEGS>get out of my anus>But it is warm in here.And I'm done.That's the TL;DR version I read also :3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
