My Biggest DayZ fail to date!

[LoneWolfEdits 5]

Hey guys :)

So earlier today me and my friend hopped on to a private server. It was a pretty sweet server with lots of vechiles. I spawned in right next to Electro, while my friend spawned in a random ass place. After I had looted electro, I had an ak, revolver and a alice pack. My friend suddenly started shouting! Turns out he found a UAZ :o This was a massive thing for us as were really, really bad at finding cars! It was obviouslys someones who left it there. After my friend got in the car and picked me up we decided to go up to stary. after we got there we saw a crashed heli and decided to loot it. We were then under fire by bandits who had just raided stary, my friend luckily killed both of them (WITH A LEE EN :o) so we were pretty happy. After killing the bandits we thought it would be a good idea to call it a day. First I told my friend to give me a blood transfution after being shot by the bandits. He came over to me and SHOT ME! I died instantly :( The reason why he shot me was because when he scrolled over to give me a blood pack here accidently clicked instead of scrolling. Luckily he got killed by Zombies and we both started again.

Anyways that was my biggest FAIL in DayZ

What is you biggest Fail Ever in DayZ.

Thanks for reading :)

[person915 345]

This is why you double tap ctrl before giving transfusions. I tell people this and they don't listen, and this happens.

[THE_BURNDOWN 27]

That's me opening doors in cherno...

*sneaking around* *tries to open door* *accidentally shoots dinnerbell*

RUN FORREST RUN

[zombiekiller777 10]

I just found a heli at NWAF and i was learning to fly, now im a pro, but then i wasnt very good so i flew around abit with auto hover on. Then i knew i should fly with auto hover off so i turned it off and lost controlso i bailed out of the littlebird. I safely landed on the roof of the firestation (like a boss) then i stoof there for like 30 seconds . Then BOOOOM the heli i bailed out of landed right on top of me and the firestation and blew it up. I was pissed as i lost my gear and dies but the admins were even more pissed as they had to do a restart to fix the firestation, so they called apaches on me like 5 spawns

FAIL NUMBER 2

This fail is not as bad and not my fault. So i was playing a server and spawned is electro so i got some gear and then i was soooo happy when i found a winchester (MY ABSOLUTE FAVOURITE WEAPON IN THE GAME) and then a heli came passed and i said if i could have a ride, so he landed and i got in. Then he started to show off and did flips in the air, then he lagged out while doing a flip, i realized and bailed...the propelors chopped me up and i died and i lost my winchester

[Hetstaine 10852]

Luckily he got killed by Zombies and we both started again.

No retreat no surrender ...and no whining :thumbsup: :beans:

[Michael (DayZ) 5]

Me and my friend were playing on Taviana, and were pretty new at this point, So we got a car, had decent weapons. Nothing too major, just enough to kill. We drove past a small Town called Boye, and across the bridge to the second Island. My other friend was in a civillian Ural, and couldn't go as fast as us in the Humvee, We got across the bridge and was attacked by Bandits, my other friend died with all our major Loot, so my friend and I in the Humvee continued on being shot, driving towards an Airfield and parked in the woods and sprinted across the road and into the airfield, my friend shouted "Oh shit the guys are coming" look over to see our Ural and another vehicle driving down the road towards us, We saw a plane with no damage and half a tank of Fuel, He yells "Get in, I know how to fly... I think" so I jumped in and we drove forward about 20 meters, he pulled up to start flying and then a few seconds later, he forgot the keys were inverted and pointed the plane towards the floor and blew us both up.

Dumb fuck.

[kingfury4 65]

"Luckily he died" your friend could've loaded your gear into the UAZ and re-armed you.