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Asuka

Bandits and ledges

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So, I decided to take a break from the actual game for a little while and just have fun by running around in elektro/cherno screaming over the mic and offering blood transfusions, I decided on equipping no weapons, filling up my inventory with blood bags/morphine/painkillers/bandages, not sneaking, ever, and using only direct chat without using my actual voice.

After a few hours of running wildly through cherno, helping a few survivors at the apartments and getting sniped a couple of times I spawned in elektro, now this is where the fun begins, I meet this survivor at the pub, he doesn't like me very much and tells me to go away by threatening to shoot me if I don't leave him alone, I don't blame him, so I just run around the school for a few minutes, he leaves the pub and I try to follow him, I end up going to the church, a friendly little bandit starts shooting at me from the firestation roof and I quickly take cover behind the bus stop, after a few seconds I realize I have nothing of worth and just decide to rush it and zig-zag it while screaming something in a very cheesy accent, I end up getting through the little hole in the fence and hug the building, he managed to hit me a couple of times and tried to hit me again when I was hugging the building, I get to the corner and try to bandage, until I realized I had no bandages.

A few seconds later I heard a snap and a growl, he fell off while trying to get a shot on me, I celebrated my victory by running 2 laps around his dead body telling him how stupid he is and by taking his bandages and using it, all in all he had an AKS-Kobra and 8 mags, I left it all there and hid his body, along with every body around it, after that I got transfused by the annoyed survivor from earlier.

TL;DR - You're an idiot if you go on rooftops and an even bigger idiot if you fall off of them while trying to shoot someone.

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You're an idiot if you go on rooftops and an even bigger idiot if you fall off of them while trying to shoot someone.

I wouldn't call someone an idiot for falling off a roof, its really easy to fall currently with ladders being buggy and accidentally double tapping "W".

Still a cool story though :).

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