Killing bandits.

[rikardf 7]

Howdy honest survivors of the wasteland, I salute thy for not taking the vile way of the filthy parasite known as banditry.

Killing bandits its more than just aiming and shooting, Its more of a sport. And nothing beats bragging to yer friends and neighbors about the time when you tea-bagged the **** out of this sad excuse of "survivor".

So post your stories that involve killing bandits, And tips on how to avoid/kill bandits is also welcome!

Stay friendly out there fellas! :thumbsup:

Edited March 3, 2013 by rikardf

[pr3llox 63]

hmmm good thing to see that this goes both ways... I also think it as a sport going around killing survivors! MOHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHA

A little competition wouldn't hurt anyone ey?

Edited March 3, 2013 by KC Pr3lLoX

[rikardf 7]

hmmm good thing to see that this goes both ways... I also think it as a sport going around killing survivors! MOHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHA

A little competition wouldn't hurt anyone ey?

Away with you vile beggar >:(

[Death_Dealer 3155]

Bandits tea-bag their kills now?

I weep for humanity.

[bsturak2@verizon.net 86]

So me and my friend had two cars, I had an Offroad Jeep, and he had a UAZ. I took the lead in my offroad, constantly looking behind me to make sure my friend was still behind me. Then one time I look back and hes gone. Then on the sidechat we have a small conversation:

(P.S., My name is sturkid and my friend is named Wolf)

Wolf: Stur, pick me up. Tire down.

Me:Hold on.

(Wolf get in my Jeep)

Me: I have two tires in the back, take them and repair your car.

Wolf: Sniper.

Immediately, I drive like a mad man. Then My tire gets shot out. We get out and see some woods about 100m away.

Me: Get to the woods

We run for 2 minutes deep in the woods then decide we cant leave our stuff. We creep back up the woods slowly and stop in a small patch of evergreens 10m from my car.

Me: Barn to the left, 150m away, should we check it out?

Wolf: Yeah, thats what I was thinking.

We slowly reach the barn and see a dead zed halfway leaning out the doorway.

Me: I clear left, you get right.

Wolf:Copy.

We clear the barn. Empty.

Wolf: Ill fix your car, then we will get the hell outa here.

Me: Ok. Im gonna go check out another barn.

There is a second non-interable barn about 50m away. I get to it, clear the area, and just look around before I go regroup with Wolf. Then. BANG. I get shot by what sounds like a DMR, but Im barely hurt, and I sprint to the barn we were just at, and I look and see Wolf entering the barn when Im still 40m away. When I get in the barn, Wolf isnt there.

Me: Where the hell'd you go?

The only response I get is the POP POP POP of his M4 outside of the barn. I quickly raise my M4 and run towards the direction of the shooting. Then before I get close, I see a death message. I was scared to look, but then I see it sais "Denni was killed by Wolf with weapon M4A1".....I was so relieved. I missed the gun fight, but Im just glad we won.

So, even if the bandit gets the total drop, doesnt mean he will win!

[Death_Dealer 3155]

Cool story

bro

[pr3llox 63]

Away with you vile beggar >:(

hahahahahah

mount and blade?

[Ratsmon 131]

That one time a hacker killed me, at that time I didn't know he was a hacker but I had a suspicion. He was literally crying in chat for me to help him as he was 'surrounded by zombies'. I go down to see where he was and to my surprise nobody there. I then hear a granade flying through the air. But it was weird because 10-20 minutes ago he died. So he then starts laughing as I lost my M24 I walked 30 minutes to get it. I then go to NWAF again, go back to cherno with a new M24, and ask him where he is, he says Cherno and I ask him to be friends. I was climbing the sniper tower in the industrial area of cherno. I ask him where he is, I heard a shot of an sniper, he says it's him, he accidently shot at the fire station as he had his game windowed. I heard it very close to me. I climb up the tower and to my surprise, there he is. Sitting up on the industrial building waiting for me to kill me. I kill him, and to my surprise he had an AS50 with 1 NATO Round. Obviously hacked in since he had nothing else, a coyote backpack(the small one), flashlight, painkiller and bandage. I then hid the body, because at that time I didn't know how strong that sniper is(dammit). His friends was also a hacker, that day I told everyone, he started TPing to me and killing me. So yeah, that's how I dealt with a Bandit/Hacker, he also 10 minutes later became my friend, he told me his friend was a hacker and then I reported him.

Case closed :) - All happened on a private hive so it was a waste of time to take the AS50 anyways..

Bandit/Hackers name: Maverick

[DK McWormfood 10]

I was at Stary earlier today, doing a loot run (it was epic, M14 with loads of ammo) when another survivor appears. I take cover and tell him to keep his distance on direct chat. he does as he was told and we both come away with as much stuff as we can handle. As i was heading back to my CZ550 i had hidden in the small shed between the tents and the long barn, i hear .50 shots and the splat/crunch of the other survivor getting nailed.i peak around but can't see anything. i run over to the long barn, but cant risk trying to get inside as I would have to expose myself to where i think the fire came from. I duck into the little corner that is made where the little hall on the side goes into the main body of the building and i can see a hill wookie coming down to loot his victim. i bring up my m14 and shoot him through the two windows that lined up to give me a very limited arc of fire onto the hill to the north. The guy was loaded with everything NV, m4SD,as50, rangefinder, the lot. I leave the survivors body, loot the wookie and hide his corpse. one lessBandit douche, at least until he spawns back on the coast. I am now hiding out in the northern woods trying to remember what people say about not getting attached to your kit...

[GOD™ 2795]

hmmm good thing to see that this goes both ways... I also think it as a sport going around killing survivors! MOHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHA

A little competition wouldn't hurt anyone ey?

it's fair you "bandits" make it a game out of us.

i made it a game out of you.

It looks like i'm in the lead last time i checked. ;)

[pr3llox 63]

it's fair you "bandits" make it a game out of us.

i made it a game out of you.

It looks like i'm in the lead last time i checked. ;)

hmmm... lets discuss this over a cup of tea..

do you mind bringing the biscuits?

Edited March 4, 2013 by KC Pr3lLoX

[Nitro DayZ 79]

So I'm happily running around cherno when a bandit with a lee enfield starts trying to snipe me from one of the tall industrial buildings...of course he was a bad shot so I climbed to the top of the tallest industrial building and promptly shot him with my AK before listening to him whining in chat saying it wasn't him who got killed, even though the dude mysteriously died at the same time his name came up in chat.

So I continue on my way and agree to meet up with a guy at the military tents in Cherno since I'm generally a friendly guy. Of course I get there and find out that he's shooting at me from the top of the hospital roof, breaking my leg and making me bleed in the process...I then proceed and crawl into a medical tent, bandage myself and take some morphine before running out of the tent with him still shooting at me to hide behind a wall. I taunted him for a bit, running across the gap in the wall before finding out where he is on the roof. I peaked out and shot 1 bullet hitting him straight in the head, killing him instantly which then makes him rage disconnect. I go up to the hospital roof, take the 3 AK mags off his body and continue on my journey.

[joinnkakashi@gmail.com 31]

Well I was playing on a server, and it was later in the evening so there wasn't many people I was hitting Cherno and Electro for food and medical supplies and decided to log, but I walked to the far side of the "Electro Sniper Hill" Logged in the next morning because a friend wanted to play, but he couldn't get out of Electro, So I hop on hoping to help him out. I log on first thing I hear is an M107, and my friends death message pops up. Alright I'll take advantage of my postiton, so I crawled to the other side of the hill, I got 4 bandits kills, a second AK, a Reminton 870, M107, M249 (or M240 I don't remember which one was allowed on the server.) and a couple Cz's and M24's.

[rikardf 7]

I got one that happend to me like 6 months ago.

>Newly respawned in Cherno

>Got an axe and food so i decide to head to the firestation

>Fairly new to the game so i decide to climb to the roof

>Hear a few cracking noises and two bullets just whiz past me and hit the tower behind.

>Holyshit.jpg

>See two dudes both with ak's running towards me from the field

>One of them decides to try to kill me from the tower while the other one waits near the ladder

>Instant panic.

>Decide to stand near the tower right next to the window

>Suddenly i see a AK pop out the window

>Scream in my barbaric viking voice and stab him two times in the chest before he starts to fire wildly.

>He collapses and i head to the ladder to check if his bandit friend still is waiting for me

>Can't see him so i decide to climb down

>As i begin to climb down i spot two fellas in the tower aiming at me, One appears to be bleeding

>More gunshots are fired

>The gunshots aggroe'd lots of nearby zombies

>Run into the firestation and hide in a nearby corner to avoid the zombies

>About a minute passes before i hear the footsteps comming from the stairs above me

>About 4-7 curios zombies have decided to take a relaxing walk inside the firestation

>Suddenly in the blink of an eye both bandits have entered the firestation bottom floor and are busy shooting the zombies inside

>Epic rush of destiny and memory black out

>STAB SLASH HACK STAB STAB HACK SLASH

>See one death message in the chatbar

>Watch from the corner as the other bandit is being eaten alive to the victorious music of him screaming in agonizing pain.

>Puts on shades "Another day, Another bandit" and walk away in slow motion.

[thelonewarrior 886]

Killing bandits?

Heres a video i just uploaded that happened yesterday:

[rikardf 7]

Killing bandits?

Heres a video i just uploaded that happened yesterday:

Holy shite where did he find a chopper like that?

[thelonewarrior 886]

I have no idea, but i did see 2 other guys flying it a few hours before so I think he found their camp.

Lucky he did or i may have been tottally screwed