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_Anubis_ (DayZ)

Confession of a lazy bastard...

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Today I can safely admit I am a lazy bastard.

One of my long-surviving lone-wolf characters died in a desolated and derelict house in the middle of nowhere. A Z glitched through the wall and I heard the dreaded "crack" of broken bones.

After dispatching the Z through the wall with the hatchet (I can hit as well like him) I checked confidently the inventory and ... No morphine! I suddenly remembered that I felt cocky and I said no myself "naw no need" so I skipped both Cherno and Elektro at the beginning. Antibiotics can be found and I have no use for a blood bag.

I knew I had no patience to crawl back to an hospital so I shot once and waited. One lonely Z arrived and did it.

Fresh spawned, I reached the house in 22 minutes having spent 5 minutes at a barn to get an hatchet and food/drink for the travel.

Dayz gods were benign and granted me the only thing I needed: an Alice pack found in a deer stand during the trip. I recoverd everything and now I consider it is maybe time to get some morphine.

If you want to insult go ahead...

_Anubis_

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If you want to kill yourself, fine by me. You're the only one losing out. And if your leg's broken, you realise you can just use the respawn button?

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