The fastest way I've ever gotten an SVD

[intensity 157]

It was 10:45 of yesterday morning, I had currently been looking for a new server to play on. I picked a random one. UK 531 Noob playground. By making this horrid mistake with 40+ other players, I spawned on the coast of the Balota medical tents.

10 seconds in, I hear gunshots on the airstrip from an M14. I rushed into the compound, grabbed an AK Kobra w/ 4 mags and made my way up the hill. While running in the open, I spot someone running from a plenty of aggroed zeds. I take my shots. After firing 5 shots, he's dead. I notice in the chat that the death message sprung up, "PLAYER KONEGING WAS KILLED BY INTENSITY WITH WEAPON AKS_KOBRA".

I make my way to the building across from his body to find 2 players with axes charging at me. I open fire, killing both, with 2 more death and rage messages in the chat while earning my beloved Bandit skin. I lose the zeds in the nick of time, run to all 3 bodies, and loot them. Earning myself; an M14 w/ 3 mags, Survival ACU pack, 2 cans of Mountain Dew, and other basic gear.

I begin to run towards the woods, and notice a police car behind the airstrip belonging to one of the players I had recently murdered. I drove my way through Zelenogorsk and Sosnovka, until I see a helocopter crash. I stop the car, and continue running out. 50m away, a firefight breaks out.

3v3 with a Huey in the air and gun fire everywhere. I run up to the top of the hill, by the time I make it there, only one survived. As he asked me to give him morphine and a blood bag, I shot him. After reloading and waiting for the chopper to leave, I ran to the bodies farthest from the road. One had an M4A3 CCO SD with 7 mags, Coyote Backpack, and an SVD in his bag. I immediately found another car, and drove up to Devil's Castle. By the time I got there, I logged out.

It was now 10:57.

[Zionist Wabbit 154]

Novelty coin for you.

[FlamingDefibs 421]

Damn.

[GOD™ 2795]

i misread the title at first, thought it said STD.

:|

[intensity 157]

i misread the title at first, thought it said STD.

:|

Laughed pretty hard.

[Zilligenaire 3]

A good start.

[pmjkerr 76]

You got from the coast to Devil's in 12 minutes? All whilst stopping numerous times to loot and engage in gun fights?

Nope.

[intensity 157]

You got from the coast to Devil's in 12 minutes? All whilst stopping numerous times to loot and engage in gun fights?

Nope.

You apparently haven't drove the red hatchback on a paved road lol. 120kph from Balota to there only takes 6-8. Not to mention the first three kills were at my spawn and I only stopped once, which practically was, get out, run 50-60 meters, shoot, loot and leave.

Here's the gear:

http://tinypic.com/r/1zcmzrt/6

http://tinypic.com/r/zn0wgi/6