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Doctor T

Were can i find a humve

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ive been playing dayz for 7 months and in the recent update they added humve's.

i use dayzdb and its not on the map yet, any one know where i can find one?

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It spawns at the top of the radio tower at Green Mountain, but to get to it, you need to parachute from a Huey traveling at precisely 88 miles per hour, while at the same time doing the Harlem Shake and eating a can of beans. You must also have a Coyote backpack filled with Mountain Dew as an offering to Rocket. If he accepts the offer, your Mountain Dew will be replaced with tin cans and the Humvee will gracefully float down to the ground.

Once you land, give praise to Matt Lightfoot for your safe passage. Guard Green Mountain for 3 days and 3 nights, killing all zombies and animals you happen to see. If you see a bandit, chop them to pieces with your hatchet while screaming "I SHALL FEAST ON YOUR BEANS AND DRINK YOUR TEARS, SCUM! YOU SHALL NOT TOUCH MY HUMVEE WITH YOUR BLOOD-TAINTED HANDS!"

If you somehow manage do to all that, then the Humvee is rightly yours. Good luck.

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ive heard up the hill next too the aerial east of the north east airfield but im not sure.

I would like this to be true :)

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The top of the radio tower Green Mountain. To get to it, you need to parachute from a Huey traveling at precisely 88 miles per hour, while at the same time doing the Harlem Shake and landing on top of the Humvee. You must also have a Coyote backpack filled with Mountain Dew as an offering to Rocket.

And the point of that post was?

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To show you how to get a Rocket-approved Humvee.

hmm, sure

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It spawns at the top of the radio tower at Green Mountain, but to get to it, you need to parachute from a Huey traveling at precisely 88 miles per hour, while at the same time doing the Harlem Shake and eating a can of beans. You must also have a Coyote backpack filled with Mountain Dew as an offering to Rocket. If he accepts the offer, your Mountain Dew will be replaced with tin cans and the Humvee will gracefully float down to the ground.

Once you land, give praise to Matt Lightfoot for your safe passage. Guard Green Mountain for 3 days and 3 nights, killing all zombies and animals you happen to see. If you see a bandit, chop them to pieces with your hatchet while screaming "I SHALL FEAST ON YOUR BEANS AND DRINK YOUR TEARS, SCUM! YOU SHALL NOT TOUCH MY HUMVEE WITH YOUR BLOOD-TAINTED HANDS!"

If you somehow manage do to all that, then the Humvee is rightly yours. Good luck.

seems legit

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