Lexi's Journal - Day 1

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Day 1: 1:29 AM

Location: Shitty beach

Just woke up next on some kind of beach next to a very sharp rock, no idea what the hell happened. Writing this from my phone, which for some reason has a connection. I really need a shower.

Walked around a bit, and found some sort of bag with Ibuprofen, some sort of map which says: Местные карта Chernarus. I think it's a map around this area, but I can't read Arabic. There's also a watch, a can of beans, and some ammo for a non-existant gun. Greaaaaaat. I can see some road signs, one of them says "Березино - 6". Why did I skip those Spanish lesson, damnit.

Looked around a bit, turns out that it's not Spanish or Arabic, it's Russian. Now I feel like a complete dumbass, but beside that; turns out I'm in Russia, Chernarus to be exact. I hate Russia. My head hurts and I'm hungry as a starving coyote, but that can of beans is not gonna cure my hunger, so I'm just gonna starve until I find something better. Like a McDonalds or some shit.

Ohshitoshitoshitshohit I JUST GOT ATTACKED BY SOME RANDOM ASS, WHAT THE HELL. I knew Russia was violent, but damn this hurts, that bitch just scratched at my foot. Sweet Jesus it hurts. I don't think this guy is the only of his kind, so I guess this means...

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!

Now uh. What the hell do I do now?

Edited February 10, 2013 by Lexi8745

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Day 6: 2:20 AMLocation: ElektrozavodkaSweet Jesus, I was not expecting to find a car. It was just there, next to a shop. It's pretty cool too, it's got like electric bolts on the back of it, this thing is badass. Problem is, it's got no gas, and an wheel is missing, fan-fucking-tastic. Gonna go SPELUNKING around the next town, "Черногорск". I was told by some guy I came across, bleeding and near death, that "Cherno" is an death trap and I shouldn't go there. Then he died, and I gave him a proper burial, i.e I fed him to some zombies across the street.I found my first gun at the fire station, and ooooh boy is this a story to tell.I heard of some stories about "The Man" going around towns and murdering everybody, showing no mercy. Too bad that he's fucking stupid and got his ass handed to him by some zombies. I found an axe in a barn, and I was ready to get the finishing blow.My palms were sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.Heart beating harder than a white-trash stepfatherI come in, strafe the bullets, successfully slam him in the back of the neck with the axeI've won.TL;DR: I killed himHe was carrying some sort of M4A1 variant, only an single clip left. Gotta use this resourcefully.Okay it's been 5 minutes since that last bit, and I've already attracted every zombie in this god forsaken town so uh, see you whenever I get more free time.

Edited February 16, 2013 by Lexi8745