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burnviktm

Worse than 'death by outhouse door'?

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So I was going to meet up with a buddy. He was on Teamspeak with me, so I told him to just let me know when he got close to the spot in the forest where I despawned and I would log back in to the server.

He gets close... I log in... and just lay down on muh belly while I wait on the side of this hill under a tree. On my belly, I crawl around the trunk... bump it... crawl a little more.. bump the tree again and die.

:angel:

Death by Fir.

*sigh*

Luckily, the flies guided him to my corpse when he was nearby. I respawned at the coast and jogged the 4km back to where we were meeting... and got my loot back. But I lost my 6 day count and 250 kill count. :/ Ah well... could've been much worse.

Just thought it was kinda funny... :)

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Still doesn't beat climbing onto a deer stand ladder and then falling unconscious while on the ladder, wait 5 minutes, get up, dead instantly.

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Exactly! It was on the side of the hill and I could see the roots of the tree sticking out... that is all that I can think of that would've caused it. :p

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a pile of rubble killed me once.

had a bunch of zed's behind me, so i ran across a little village bump into a pile of rubble broken leg and heavily bleeding.

before i could bandage myself and give myself morphine the zombies already were next to me and had a nice meal =(

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