Tell me your best kill...

[Meverick 2]

A few days ago i was on one of these taviana servers with custom bases, more helis and so on.

Just after spawn at the coast i saw a huey picking some bambi like me up, so i asked if i also could get in, he said yes and i thought cool, finaly there is someone helping the bambis.

A few minutes later we arrived at the dubovo airport where they had a big base. 5 to 6 guys in ghuilly suits armed with some DMR's and an m107 i think. They forced us to get out lay down our doublebarelled and makarovs and to go down to a free field in the middle of the base.

So here we are two bambies without weapons surrounded by heavy armed ghuilly guys... the said we have to play the "bandit games". Each of us got an hatched and we should fight to death.

Well the hatch is one of my favourite weapons and the other bambie seems to be new in dayz so he had no chance... my first hit broke is legs and i stopped but they yelled from the rooftop "finish him, finish him" i felt a little mercy with him but i had no chance to survive without following they r will.

So i won the bandit games and was free to go, when there came some voice from outside the base "im friemdly and unarmed please dont shoot".

Thats my moment i thought, he has the whole attraction now. So i sneaked trough theyr base to a tent i saw... ohhhh what a nice present, a DMR! Grabbed it and ran as fast and as zigzagging as possible to the hill in the west behind a big rock with some nice bushes behind to cover my back.

It seems that nobody realized that im away with theyr dmr, so i took an overlook. The unarmed guy got shot before i reached the hill. After a few minutes stalking theyr camp a second bambie appeared, but also got executed by them.

I decided to also play a game... its called "where is the sniper"

3 of them permanently stayed at the roof tops the other 2 or 3 where running arround, refueling the chopper and so on. (Btw roof tops arent the best spot near a big hill ;) )

Took a well aimed shot to the guy with the m107 at about 500 meters. Hit in the neck, instant kill.

Bevore they realyzed whats going an the second one got an 7.62mm bullet into his stomach... mhh not the best shot but a wounded person with good sight on it is snipers paradise :D

Now the rest of them were hiding in the building so i waited if they try to save theyr buddy... nope, he bleed out within 2 minutes.

Soooo there are min. 3 left where are they? Ahhh there is one popping the head out the window... boom headshot :D

Soo finally the other two got my position but theyr aim was more than terrible. But i had to switch position and decided to go a few hundret meters away. Stopped at a tree with a root outside the ground to take cover.

So it seems they felt save now but at 800 meters its possible to hit with dmr. One got into theyr chopper but after a few not so good aimed shots i got him before liftoff and the chopper also was a bitt destroyed.

The last one tried to loot the m107 from his dead buddy. Bad idea... got him with a body shot an he bleeded out near his friend.

Well finaly another sniper ran into my back and loaded his mag from about 5 meters into my body, but my work was done and they all lost the "where is the sniper" game :D

Useless to say there was a huge shitstorm in side chat from hacker to little cunt there where manny unfriendly words to me... but that just makes it funnier for me ;)

Sry for bad grammar im german and typing on my phone ^^

[Rekli 995]

Can't double tap an enfield... you sir ARE SHIT!

so...you'resaying you cant shoot an un-armed bambi twice?.....well

[Horny goldfish (DayZ) 10]

My best kill was when I had spawned at balota airstrip because a guy and his friend where on top of the hotel. Luckily I found a biplane and thought fuck it. I then proceeded to fly it into the hotel screaming Leroy Jenkins over side chat, both where killed and I luckily spawned at cherno and got pretty geared up. Still have the as50 from the guys

[ben782 0]

I was dressed in a Ghillie Suit and had recently found a tractor. After filling it up with fuel I made my way down the road, away from the North West airfield, only to spot two players, both dressed in Ghillie suits, working their way across a field in tangent. Spotting my pray I diverted course towards them, placed my microphone up against my Logitech z906 speakers and began blasting

at full blast. The last thing the closest one ever saw was my tractor wheel crushing his body, as his screams and breaking bones melded perfectly with Athreta's blues voice singing "FREEDOOOMMMM, FREEEDOOOM, FREEDOOOOOM, FREEEDOOOMMMMMM."

And that Kiddes, is why Aretha Franklin can always make thinks better.

Edited April 6, 2013 by Gen. Buttnaked

[Jackthelizard 1]

My best kill.

I spawned in cherno and started running to the church. Some guy in camo clothing ran up to me and said " don't move or I will blow you to sh*t". I stop and he shepherds me to his gang of 2 ghillies. I say " are you going to kill me " he comes close and starts blabbing about some rubbish as I take is m24 form his pack with 3 mags and blow 2 of their brains out and break the others leg. I walk up and say " now, you DIE" and laid 5 bullets into his face. This is when I realised I had skill for banditry. I lasted 25 more minutes and got at least 4 more kills.

[Mr_Clean187 23]

I will have to say that my best scenario came recently, within the last few days. I will start the story from the beginning, so that you guys have all context.

So. I play a "vigilante" character, and I frequently sit outside of Elektro and just watch people in the city. I don't usually engage anybody, I'm pretty contempt to just watch. It is frequent that I see people skirmish, and if the initiator survives I will finish them. Because of this I actually have a bandit skin.

Anyway. I was sitting outside elektro, on the west hillside of Dobry, with my CZ and Enfield watching the city. It was EXTREMELY foggy this day. I was watching the city when I see somebody spawn on top of the hospital. it is a player, with what looks like a double barrel, or winchester. I look away from him, thinking nothing of it, then look back to see what looks like a zombie crawling up the ladder. I didn't range properly and I missed a few shots, and I open fire, hitting the zombie.

A few moments later, someone calls out over side-chat saying that they are being shot at in Elektro. I guess it wasn't a zombie. I tell him I am coming to help him, I shot him as a mistake and I am coming to heal him. He is a bambi, so I feel awful for shooting him and nearly killing him.

After I reach him, I blood bag him and we discuss how he is new to the game and we are going to go loot the rest of Elektro. Thirty seconds later, I hear a Makarov and Enfield being shot in the city. Yelling over direct chat, I tell the guy that I am friendly and my new bambi friend and I will help him clear the zombies if he helps us. He complies, and we spend the next minute or so clearing zombies from each other's buildings as he runs into the top of the school house.

Once we clear a few zombies away, he drops dead. Panic ensues, I tell my bambi friend to lay down on the hospital roof, and to wait there. As soon as I climb down the ladder, I begin to hear M4 rounds popping off in the city. I hoof it over dobry hill, on the far side, and run back to my sniper post. No shots were fired at me, but definitely shots were being fired. My bambi friend is saying over side chat that he is being shot at, so I tell him to lay low and kill anybody who comes up the ladder.

I lay low, taking a few moments to range properly. Within seconds I see two survivors coming through the city, out of the supermarket and moving towards the powerstation firehouse. They stop there to loot, and I take aim. I fire at one of the bandits, but miss as he lag spikes and move back down the ladder. Immediately I stand up, equip my Enfield and backtrack north along Dobry hill, and immediately cut West across the road and over the opening onto the opposite hill. I reposition myself, 500m away from the Firehouse and watch and wait. Moments after settling into my new position, I hear one M14 or DMR shot ring out from the Dobry hill, that was close. I lay low. A few minutes pass as discussions go off in side chat about how these two people in the firehouse were shooting at others in Elektro. I've made up my mind, I'm going to take them out, or die trying.

They make a break for it, I'm not the best shot at targets moving up and down terrain while sprinting. I line up a few shots, and miss. To my surprise, the two guys meet up with a third guy who comes down the hill, this 3rd character is carrying a long rifle. Looks like an M14 from my distance. I would love to have that gun, and if he is friends with these two aggressors, they are worth the hunt.

They continue running North, along the road. I give chase through my treeline and wait until they stop. Silly them. They stop. I do not have range finders, and I can tell they are close to 300 meters away. I don't want to risk aiming for a headshot and missing, and I elect to make body shots instead. I pop one guy in the chest, and they all start running. I connect with that shot, and he is bleeding profusely as he runs into the bushes. I fire again, hitting that 3rd person in the legs and he goes down behind a bush but I can't see him well. The other two are gone now, into more foliage where I can't get a clear shot. I glance back at the guy who has now broken legs. He is sitting up, out of cover, on the hill, bandaging. POP. One down. One shot left for my CZ.

I see the second guy laying down prone, again, likely 300m away from me. I take my shot, miss. The round lands what looks like a foot or two infront of his face as he immediately stands up and runs back into the small bushel of shrubs. I switch to my enfield.

I move up my hill a little, and flank around behind them. I have clear shots at them now, as they have their backs exposed to me and are still looking at where I was, not where I will be.

POP. POP. Bandit 2 goes down. Bandit 1 still alive, I circle back again, he is laying prone in a bush looking in my direction. I level my Enfield. POP. Bandit 1 down.

I go for the loot. AK 74 Kobra. M4A1 CCO. M14 AIM, NVG. I ditch the M4A1 and the AK 74 Kobra. I take the NVG and the M14 AIM for my own, I hid the rest of their bodies. The guy with M14 claims I was hacking, because he tracked me through the forest and I must have teleported away.

I single handedly killed three people, on my own, without them ever knowing where I truly was, and them never opening fire on me. I actually felt like a ghost, I didn't even have a ghillie suit I am not sure how they didn't see me one time, and never even opened fire on me. The fact that they were shooting at the bambis in Elektro was enough of a reason to take them out so they couldn't come back and do it again.

[Demophon 48]

Me and my friend had died recently and I had lost everything. We took this chance to meet up, scavenge all we could from Electro and head to green mountain for an abandoned jeep or alike. We made the 5 KM trip on foot talking about what we could do when we get this jeep.. Sadly we ran up to green mountain but there was nothing there, feeling down, me and my friend walked the long route to Stary. My freind asks "Do you hear that?" We both ducked and hid behind a bush while the revs of a car engine came down the road and deviated to the left following another road, I looked at my map and saw that the way it had taken was a dead end and since it was a small road vehicle it wouldn't be able to go very fast off road. Me, being a hero, decided that we should check it out and ask for a lift. We follow the road down and the car had pulled over...

I looked around and saw 3 figures moving about, I turned and stood up, Typing in chat "Hey. Guys in MyshKino! Any chance me and my buddy could have a lift". They scanned around and one saw me, they opened fire, I rolled behind a tree and my friend went around and suppressed fire, Another car engine started, a pickup. I decided to take it since they weren't friendly, I peaked behind a tree and shot the windows of the pickup. A guy popped out I shot him in the neck, chest and head.. He was dead instantly. I looked about, The gun fire stopped, Thinking where the other 2 guys went, a guy with a face like my friends popped out and I said over skype, "Nice dance! Where'd you get that gun?" He replies, "I'm over by the car" My face goes pale and I shoot killing him instantly. The third guy crawled over and my friend finished him with an SVD pop to the face. "Good Night"

Us heroes risk our lives to help people in need, but if you fuck with us, expect a comeback