God Dan 62 Posted January 31, 2013 I want to share with you guys how I just became a hero(Sort of, I don't have the skin yet). I have been playing on the Laughingman's private hive server for quite some time, and I enjoy it very much. Before today all I really did was scavenge for equipment and food, not really knowing what to do with myself. Today I decided to become a Cherno hero. It all started with this one guy who had a broken leg and I went to help him. We communicated through side chat and I found him. Than a bandit guy shows up too and apparently he was going to help Broken Leg Man. I booked it around a corner and got a lean shot off on him with my M4 and dropped him. Than the guy cried in chat about how he was gonna help, so I checked his body, and found no morphine. What a surprise!!! I continued to roam cherno, murdering bandits and helping poor survivors. At one point I had found a spot near the medical tents where I can see people entering and exiting while staying hidden, as well as the hospital roof. I see a bandit shooting a Lee from the roof and fire a shot at him but miss. At that point I decide to run and look for a better vantage point. I run back from my position to the tower in the center. I climb up it halfway and shoot him with my own Lee (this was in another life). I run down from the tower and get back to my previous position when I get killed by a Lee enfield. I think its safe to assume that it was the same guy, because he ran right back to his body, plus I heard through direct comms- FUCK YOU BITCH! in a Hugh pitched squeaker voice that could only belong to bandits. I start laughing at this point and I'm not that upset about the death. I respawn in three valleys and run to a nearby deer stand and pick up a Winchester (someone left it there). I run towards electro to hear some incompetent fool going all willy nilly with his g36 (custom loot, it is a scoped weapon that fires stanags but has a distinctly different sound than other stanags). He is on dobry, firing mag after mag, so I have no trouble locating him and shooting him before he even sees me. Now I will happily kill bandits in electro with it :). I really got to experience the greatness of dayz today! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Falabox 76 Posted January 31, 2013 Hope its not a hacked weapon..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Imafighter 236 Posted January 31, 2013 Its not. Laughing Man has custom loot tables. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
God Dan 62 Posted January 31, 2013 You fail to read the post falabox Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Falabox 76 Posted February 2, 2013 You fail to read the post falaboxYeah,fuck me right? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
God Dan 62 Posted February 2, 2013 Yeah,fuck me right?Not really, just a little ignorant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Horny goldfish (DayZ) 10 Posted February 3, 2013 Hi god Dan I play on this server as well and was wondering if you wanted to meet up message me if you do Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
