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i love getting a hatchet and slowly sneaking up on every zed in an area and silently dispatching some STREET JUSTICE. how about you dayz community, any stealthy-Z moments that get your soon-to-be-devoured blood rushing?

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Well, on time I was walking through a town, when I saw some juicy beans on a doorstep, so I vaulted, crawled and rolled my way there, once I took the objects of value I turn around and my heart skips a beat. A zombie was right in-front of me, slowly walking by, so I did what any unarmed player would do, stop, drop then roll when hes gone. METAL GEAR!

Why do I use so many commas!?

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I spawned near what I would later learn was a construction area in Cherno and was greeted by another new spawn who was AFK on the beach. After attracting zed attention he appeared to return and took off running west into town. I headed towards construction and found myself a hatchet as I attempted to leave the area I found a long field with zeds all over it and a hill on the treeline. I decided this was my escape route and crawled up to and eliminated every zed on my way across. 3/4's of the way to freedom a guy called out over direct that he had watched the whole escape and took to yelling "Bazinga" everytime I popped up to kill a zombie. He later explained in side chat that it reminded him of a scene from "The Big Bang Theory" where a character crawls through a ball pit only to jump up and yell "Bazinga". I didn't get it but everyone else laughed. That escape cemented my love of Hatchets.

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LMFAO i love being an axe weilding snake in the grass, now all thats left is to put the hatchet in secondary/ its own melee slot and dayz will be 20% cooler...

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