Do you see what happens?!

[KcR 10]

I didn't kill anyone. I never have killed anyone to be honest. I've tried and failed quite often. This is banditry delivered by way of espionage, demolition, and the way of the ninja.

I was playing on Panthera on a relatively low pop server. There's usually 20+ players but it was late at night so it was myself and three other players. I was out and about in the desert when I decided to check out the Asabanc army base. As I came over the hill and looked in 3rd person over the wall, I saw 2 helicopters, a Ural, and 2 UAZ's, and about 10 tents. The entrance to the base was closed off with a cluster f*ck of wire, tents, tank traps, everything. I waited but after ten minutes I didn't see anyone. I was still suspicious, so I made my way in the barracks outside of the wall and called out. I said, word for word, "If there is anyone in there, I will turn and leave. Scouts honor." I waited a minute for a response. I only made myself known in hopes that the people inside would do me a solid. If they can gather that much stuff, they probably have more guns and better guns than me, and more people to shoot those guns at every Milhouse that wanders into their camp. After no one responded, I ignored the voice in my head and made my way to the entrance. It was a low pop server, so who knows. I saw gap between along the wall between it and the wire on the left that I could probably get through. I didn't have a chance to try as I got winged by a what sounded like a NATO from the barracks in the far corner of the compound, I think. Anyways, I ducked out behind the wall, bandaged myself, and said, "Alright, I said I was gonna leave, and that's what I'm gonna do." So I booked it towards the lighthouse where I had a boat parked. That's when one of them took a shot at me with an AS50. It was obvious he didn't know how to use it cause he probably had a clean shot at my back and missed, then wasted 3 more bullets in a panic before I doubled back and hid behind the northern hill. He was standing on the hanger thing like a goon trying to find me. I was severely pissed at this point. His buddy carrying an M4 something or other joined him on the roof and they were looking around for me. I don't know why but it made even madder that they were a bunch of idiots. I crawled / crouch ran back to the north wall using the hills and terrain to hide myself. (It was night, remember). That's when I popped a smoke grenade over the wall and agro'd every zombie to that location. I also popped flares over the wall just to try and mess with their night vision in case they had it. I think they were British because the one typed, "right mate you can fuck right off now are clan members are comin" (Word for word). Now, I had an M4A1 CCO SD and an M4A1 Holo (with the 203 launcher) in my pack, and 2 grenades for that and 4 frag grenades. These came into good use. At this point they are shooting at EVERYTHING. And MISSING. The AS50 guy didn't switch weapons, I didn't get it. Anyways I wiggle my way inside through the aforementioned gap after pulling out my M4A1 Holo and get to work. The zombies pushed the two goon squad members into the warehouse, and I chuck a grenade at each entrance, knocking the two of them unconscious, I believe, since there were no death messages and they stopped shooting. Somehow, I could still hear zombies inside. They usually get instant killed, but I wasn't complaining, cause I could hear them clawing. I blew up both helicopters since I don't know how to fly one, and I blew up the Ural, and I pillaged every tent and vehicle and loot pile for EVERYTHING. A M16A4 ACOG , two M4A1's, an AKS-74 Kobra, a M249, a DMR, and an SVD Camo, 3 Ghillie suits, 2 Camo outfits, rangefinders, night vision, and medical supplies. and as much ammo as I could fit in my inventory, backpack, and UAZ. There was no more room. I wanted to leave these guys and their friends totally gimped. I took everything besides the tin cans, and loaded them in the closest UAZ. I even went into the warehouse and took the AS50 away from that one guy. I couldn't fit it anywhere so I put in my full backpack and destroyed it. I like the DMR better. There were three zombies clawing at his buddy who was screaming. I opened up voice chat and shouted, "DO YOU SEE?? DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN MESS WITH THE WARRIOR?!" (Scrubs ftw) I was surprised they stayed unconscious that long I was looting for about 5 minutes, maybe their legs were broken, blood loss, I don't know. I loaded my UAZ of choice and took down the wire tools and packed the tents and made a gap big enough for me to drive through. One of them woke up and shot at me with a side arm, but it was too late. "UR FUCKED NOW CUNT WAIT FOR OUR CLAN I CALLED THEM BETTER START DIGGING THAT GRAVE".

15 minutes later they're "clan" members (they didn't have a clan tag?) joined in. There were 6 of them total at this point. I guess the guy who woke up saved himself and his buddy because there wasn't any death messages, but I didn't care. They we're talking about excommunicating the two of them before I logged out in the woods on the other side of the map.

I usually suck too.

[LegitOldSchool 261]

I read it all. Gimme a medal.

[Conkykillz 791]

Good Work and Good story have my beans son :beans:

[deejay2900 28]

I read it all. Gimme a medal.

Medal of Honor

Edited January 15, 2013 by deejay2900