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Cool guys never kill. A true story.

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-Cool guys never kill. They just let the zombies do there work.-

So I am out in the middle of Elektro looting a small tint set up out back of the old school house. When out of no were some FNG starts in on side chat saying "Hay you in the gilly don’t move and i wont shoot. Just drop your gear and walk off." So I hit left Alt and take a look at this guy and he has his little pea shooter pointing at me you know the POS Makarov PM. Well I drop my AS50 and back up so the guy can get it. Little duz this he know as he is taking my gear I am pulling out my axe. I go in for the kill and take out this guys legs (you see at this point I have it all planed out) Snap! Crack! there goes his bones. He passes out from a mix of low blood and pain so I patch this kid up and stop his bleeding (Funny haw they start asking for help form the guy they were robing less than 30 sec. ago.) After patching this poor sole up and dragging his knocked out body to the front of the old school house. In the pitch black of night. I grab my gear and take out my AS50 and pop a round off in the night. At this point he is asking me what im going to do and if I can give him a blood bag. I never reply to him. So know I can hear the zombie closing in on me and this kid. So I hit "F" and drop a flayer on his chest. At that moment In the low glowing red light I know all there was to do now is to walk of and listen to the screams of just a another casualty of the DayZ

-True story bro.-

The point to be made here is to never NEVER rob a bandit.

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During my brief stint as a bandit my fave hobby was watching a player aggro zeds and then shooting him in the legs from a safe distance and watching him being eaten.

My bandit days didn't last for long though, it's boring and and made me feel bad :(. Now I shoot bandits in the legs after they've aggro'd some zeds and watch them get eaten, much more satisfying.

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-Cool guys never kill. They just let the zombies do there work.-

So I am out in the middle of Elektro looting a small tint set up out back of the old school house. When out of no were some FNG starts in on side chat saying "Hay you in the gilly don’t move and i wont shoot. Just drop your gear and walk off." So I hit left Alt and take a look at this guy and he has his little pea shooter pointing at me you know the POS Makarov PM. Well I drop my AS50 and back up so the guy can get it. Little duz this he know as he is taking my gear I am pulling out my axe. I go in for the kill and take out this guys legs (you see at this point I have it all planed out) Snap! Crack! there goes his bones. He passes out from a mix of low blood and pain so I patch this kid up and stop his bleeding (Funny haw they start asking for help form the guy they were robing less than 30 sec. ago.) After patching this poor sole up and dragging his knocked out body to the front of the old school house. In the pitch black of night. I grab my gear and take out my AS50 and pop a round off in the night. At this point he is asking me what im going to do and if I can give him a blood bag. I never reply to him. So know I can hear the zombie closing in on me and this kid. So I hit "F" and drop a flayer on his chest. At that moment In the low glowing red light I know all there was to do now is to walk of and listen to the screams of just a another casualty of the DayZ

-True story bro.-

The point to be made here is to never NEVER rob a bandit.

And then you walked away while the guy was being eaten without looking back?

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

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I do this all the time, if they're in an area with a fair amount of zombies, I'll shoot them until they are low blood and bleeding, or knocked out, and watch them die to the zombies. Sometimes they survive and get away/kill me though.

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I do this all the time, if they're in an area with a fair amount of zombies, I'll shoot them until they are low blood and bleeding, or knocked out, and watch them die to the zombies. Sometimes they survive and get away/kill me though.

It is vary fun to do is it not

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And then you walked away while the guy was being eaten without looking back?

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

i would have used the AS50 to watch the show up-close and personal..

..from a nearby hilltop.

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i would have used the AS50 to watch the show up-close and personal..

..from a nearby hilltop.

Leting zombies eat other players is so fun.

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That was you !

JK

Nice one dude, i had similar thing happen to me but insted of him letting zombies eat me he put me in his car and drove me around for 20 min.

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That was you !

JK

Nice one dude, i had similar thing happen to me but insted of him letting zombies eat me he put me in his car and drove me around for 20 min.

Joy ride much lol

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I'm not a bandit by any means, my typical act on finding other players is avoidance, but when you see a group of four go into a supermarket you're about to hit during night... filling the inside up with flares while you hide on the other side of a fence sure is fun to watch the chaos.

Turns out they didn't all know each other, and I was the factor that started a skirmish. Good times.

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