Dayz is so random!

[magnus_oestland@hotmail.com 8]

So after playing dayz for some time, jumping different public servers meeting hackers. I finaly found me a private hive with active admins :) recently they switched from chernarus to taviana but hey a little change doesnt hurt.

So yesterday I found a AS50 on a heli crash site and 2xghillie suits. Ofcourse I pick upp the noobsniper and is thinking "I`ll have fun with this". Camping the bridge for an hour I only killed 1 person and got bored so I logged off.

Next day I discovered I need food n drinks, so I went over the mountains towards Sabina, the main city, when I check the city for players I see one lonely bus. Thinking "should I shoot or not" it was about 900meters away and my triggerfinger itched. But I surprised myself and instead of shooting I asked who it was, told em to join me on the servers teamspeak, I wanted them to check out a heli wich I thought was a trap for me.

Sitting on TS talking to this person we started joking, having fun and generally a good time, so when he bugged on the airport inside a building and broke his leg, I used my last morphine on him. I`ve then been stalking him for 15mins while he was looking for car parts and guns talking with him the entire time. After fixing his legg someone shot at him, I ran into the building and climbed upp on the roof to see if I could surprise whoever shot at uss. 5mins later the dude who killed my recent new friend tried climbing upp the ladder so I shot him inn the head, oh god the rage he was having before getting banned for language harrasment. Good times. Luckily my friend spawned close and got his stuff back. We drove away inn the bus.

Later we found 1 VW golf, so we swapped vehicles. Then we found another! So we got one each. Then we met another red golf, who joined us and made a golf club. We drove around joking and talking on TS when suddenly we found another dude inn a red golf!

So trusting 1 person instead of shooting him, somehow escalated into me beeing a part of a 4 person vw golf club! We just drove for a couple hours before logging of. Trying to run people over and scaring people and making them laugh at the 4 golfs driving on the road.

Trusting people sometimes leads to you having alot of fun, you most likely end upp dead BUT hey its worth to take the risk. So much fun!!

So to all you bandits, beeing friendly can be more fun then beeing a bandit ;)

[Stalker in The Trees 5]

So your the guy who tryed to run me over! jk jk, but cool story hahaha

[beatSTV 631]

I'm a bandit and proud of it i've made a bit of a name for myself of our server but i won't shoot new spawns and if someone wants a bloodbag or a morphine or even a pick up i will oblige. However last night me and a buddy are playing we've just killed two guys (geared to the teeth) in a uaz and stolen it. as we are making our way back to electro we get out and have a look around i die and my buddy runs for cover and watches my body. unfortunatly this clever chap flanks all the way round him and manages to steal our newly acquired uaz. at this point i have respawned and am frantically running from cherno to electro, when i see a red car drive down the road. I shout out for a lift and to my surprise he doesnt run me over or get out and shoot me, he picked me up let me drive to my body and went on his way. Later on that evening we have acquired a ural and are on our way to balota to fuel when my buddy pipes up there is a player behind the hanger, we take cover behind a wall Instead of my usual banditry i actually call out on direct chat and lo and behold its the chap thats given me a lift earlier. so we talk to him and invite him to join us then spend half an hour having a right laugh with the ural. Great fun can be had if you dont shoot people on sight

Edited January 11, 2013 by beast101

[deathrush 37]

The horrid use of grammar, spelling, and basic sentence structure has made this thread not only no longer relevant to my interests, but has caused me to vomit.

Cool story though.

[Dankine 377]

The horrid use of grammar, spelling, and basic sentence structure has made this thread not only no longer relevant to my interests, but has caused me to vomit.

Cool story though.

Calling someone out for their grammar while you assassinate it yourself. Good job!

[deathrush 37]

Calling someone out for their grammar while you assassinate it yourself. Good job!

My misuse of punctuation was meant to be sarcastic. Apparently this is something that I should have made more apparent for frickballs such as yourself.

[magnus_oestland@hotmail.com 8]

Well sorry but english is my 2 language. I learned it through talking with other people online. So if its bad I dont care, people understand me. So no offence when I say dude, grow the f upp and do something else then correcting grammar, we got youtube for that shit ;)

And its nice to know I`m not the only bandit with some sence of honor and pride beast101 :)

[deathrush 37]

Well sorry but english is my 2 language. I learned it through talking with other people online. So if its bad I dont care, people understand me. So no offence when I say dude, grow the f upp and do something else then correcting grammar, we got youtube for that shit ;)

And its nice to know I`m not the only bandit with some sence of honor and pride beast101 :)

YouTube is now an official English grammar learning tool. We did it internets!

[Fraggle (DayZ) 15720]

Stay on topic. If you have an issue with someone's grammar then deal with it. It's his second language and this is an international forum.

Edited January 11, 2013 by Fraggle

[Guest]

Haha, you know you can hide in the boot/trunk right?

If you get bored you could kidnapp someone and put them in the back and drop them off in a completely empty place!

[magnus_oestland@hotmail.com 8]

Did something like that once. Had a red golf that stood on the road with 1 broken wheel, my IRL friend hid inn the trunk and I camped inn a bush with my sniper. 2 people comes runing and check the loot of the car, finding akms etc. wich we couldnt bother keeping. So when one went inside to drive I shot the other before he could enter the car. God damn, the dude driving drove away FAST, trying to drive like a drunk man to "confuse" the sniper.

Ended upp picking upp his respawned friend, they got some gear. Found ghillie and camo suits, and snipers. Then one time when they stopped my friend popped out from the trunk with his FN fal and killed them both, shot inn the back. Oh god that rage, that moaning and hacker QQing. He hid for 1 hour. He even talked to them inn direct chat once every 10 mins. They responded but just drove away trying to "escape" him.

Dayz turns epic when I play together with people xD

[magnus_oestland@hotmail.com 8]

http://steamcommunity.com/id/twiglet/screenshots/?appid=33930

one of the guys took some screenshots lol