My first Death, quad death with grenade! Share you stories!

[BlackNRed_Cobra 3]

So i just spawned in, as a bambi but whatching all of the vids on youtube and reading the amazing dayz wiki I was well prepeared so i went to elektro, the server was about 45 ppl and was looting a super market and then some sniper voiced to me and eventually i ran to the bar to get cover there i met another freind and we were sitting there hoping he wouldnyt kill us but after a while we stuck together with the sniper and all 3 of us went to cherno and there we met another bandit who helped us loot and he siad he knew a nice place to loot. we followed him to zub castle where were we found a little fellow in the small room near the gate. He asked for a blood transfusion and we kindly gave him one ( we were all in the room, all 4 of us) he kidly thanked us and suddenly he threw a granade killing all 4 of us and him self.

I lost my m4

the bandit lost an ak 47 kobra

the sniper lost a m107

and the other guy lost a winchester i think

But this was a lessom for me, from now on i never trust anybody, ever!

Please share some of your funny deaths i will like to take a laugh.

[RoastEl_Cheapo 1]

Not my death, but that's not important. Me and a friend were heading to loot the hospital in cherno, up by the apartments. We saw a guy standing in the little courtyard thing, so we stopped to watch for a second. My friend moved and aggroed a zombie. Since I had a silent M4 I was going to kill the zombie to keep from alerting all of cherno. So I pull up my rifle and take aim on the zombie. As I pull the trigger my friend decides to double back. He ran in front of the shot, which broke his legs. The zombie punched him in the head, knocking him unconscious and giving him another hole to bleed from. He bled out before his timer went out.

[Twinkqt 8]

My funniest death...Hmmm...Once, we heard wind of a convoy moving towards Elektro, so I snapped up the shiny M136 that I got to spawn, hopped up onto a lighthouse. I saw um, aimed, fired. I died. Apperantly, the back wash on a M136 is deadly, as I had the thing almost pressed against the wall, all of the back wash hit me, drained my blood, broke my leg, and heres the kicker, sent me flying 100 meters into the air. It was pretty funny when my NCO asked 'How'd you die?' Then my body landed right infront of his truck, M136 in hand.

[Pirx 0]

My first death was a pretty classy one, I tried to open a toilet door while chased by a horde of zombies. Of course it broke to my suprise my legs and I got eaten.

[Wazza 274]

http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/116581-haha-thats-ok-i-got-over-it/#entry1102934

Arent you the same fella that just asked in another post for someone to spawn you some gear in after you lost all of yours and then edited your post and changed the post title to something else? Just checking..

[AfterShave 140]

http://dayzmod.com/f...t/#entry1102934

Arent you the same fella that just asked in another post for someone to spawn you some gear in after you lost all of yours and then edited your post and changed the post title to something else? Just checking..

Fag

[BRINBAG 28]

once i was in elektro in a night server . i decided to go to the fire station. before i got there i noticed a guy who had his flashlight on going in cirles, it looked like a lighthouse. then i went in there killed him with my 1911 and left the firestation i found a grenade on him so i decided to take it. then i went on the side chat and asked if anyone was in elektro and if they heared this. gunshots were heared right after so people started to sy they heard it bu i was hoping they would hear my grenade so i threw it anyway it flew over a building and blew up. then i walk around town and find a dead guy by the supermarket. then i found that he wasn't dead but was unconsious. he told me that a explosion did this to him and that he was pretty much dead so he told me to leave him. then when he died it said that he was killed by me. i thought to myself that it was the grenade that killed him. i know that itwasn't my funny death but i thought that it was pretty funny that my random grenade killed him.

[DMC14 46]

one day on lingore waiting for my mates up towards the north of the map. i met up with a fella who gave me blood and we hanged out together for a while. eventually my 2 mates arrived in a ural and picked us up. now the random fella was getting dificult to keep with us as we were chatting in teamspeak but he wasnt. eventually my mates said get rid of him but he wouldnt leave so we drove down the road we stopped in the middle of now where i got out and empty both barrels of my double barrel into his face, i executed him without mercy. he wasnt happy lol.

[BlackNRed_Cobra 3]

Fag

you my freind are a fag if you plan posting negative comments yuo can go to a troubled teen forum. cobra out.

[BlackNRed_Cobra 3]

http://dayzmod.com/f...t/#entry1102934

Arent you the same fella that just asked in another post for someone to spawn you some gear in after you lost all of yours and then edited your post and changed the post title to something else? Just checking..

ha haa yeah but i got over it the same day, and got my first 5 kills so yeah. you know what i mean when a bambi gets precious loot and then looses it. But itts ok now. thanks

[Dylanco1 10]

ha haa yeah but i got over it the same day, and got my first 5 kills so yeah. you know what i mean when a bambi gets precious loot and then looses it. But itts ok now. thanks

No Dude asking for hacks is NEVER Cool because you just get more and more dicks I remember spawning in a Bandit even saw I had no ammo because not even two minutes before he had put the enfield down that I picked up and I was still a Bambi Newspawn I found him said "Hey you friendly? I have no ammo dont kill me man" We both Laughed after we realised it was his enfield that I had and he convinced his Hero buddy to pick me up and then they held me hostage until they made me Skydive into Stary and then I found the Bandit had loaded a Car with a gun and planted a Charge underneath (Of course I wasnt aware until I walked a few metres away and some guy went over to repair it after seeing me because the Bandits Planned to blow me up if I tried to Steal "His" Car and I say bandits because the Hero became a bandit 5 mins later)

[AfterShave 140]

you my freind are a fag if you plan posting negative comments yuo can go to a troubled teen forum. cobra out.

lol how old are you

[Sourcarrot 27]

well i once killed a guy with a crowbar when he had a one shot knock out gun

[themurdertrain 33]

I had a ghille suit, a MK48, DMR, and all the supplies necessary to make it on my own. I was riding in my groups truck as a passenger while we were hunting for Helis and some crash sites in a circle around the middle of the map.

I had to alt tab for something. When I came back I must of middle moused on accident. I hit enter twice on accident while side chatting a bambi to help him, and I dove from the vehicle.

I imagine in my head that my ghille suit got stuck on the door handle of the truck, and I was quickly swept beneath the wheels. So there it was, my first death as a result of the eject button. What was great was the server had just reset and I spawned right outside of BZ to see a perfect, fully repaired heli, just sitting 150m in front of me.

Needless to say mission acomplished, I traded a ghille for a full-working heli. Good deal I'd say.

[spinager 152]

My funniest death...Hmmm...Once, we heard wind of a convoy moving towards Elektro, so I snapped up the shiny M136 that I got to spawn, hopped up onto a lighthouse. I saw um, aimed, fired. I died. Apperantly, the back wash on a M136 is deadly, as I had the thing almost pressed against the wall, all of the back wash hit me, drained my blood, broke my leg, and heres the kicker, sent me flying 100 meters into the air. It was pretty funny when my NCO asked 'How'd you die?' Then my body landed right infront of his truck, M136 in hand.

So you snapped up a shiny M136 that you got to spawn. Cheater much? Spawning weapons lol.

[shawn6677 0]

My funniest death. Well I just spawned with no weapon and I went to the supermarket and there was a guy with a ak 107 and I asked him if he was friendly. He said yes then he shot me and said. I spawn kill.... and by the ways welcome to DayZ

[lolboatz 5]

So you snapped up a shiny M136 that you got to spawn. Cheater much? Spawning weapons lol.

He looted it.

[Leignth 0]

So I got fully geared in Cherno and decided to head to Balota and help Bambis that happen to spawn in and give them stuff. I got there and waited and sure enough two guys were in the tower talking in direct chat. I wanted to sneak up and surprise them like a Bambi Santa (didn't work). I ended up talking to them and gave one of them my secondary and they didn't actually shoot me (Even thanked me for it!!!) and we agreed to loot in Cherno. We pick up some people along the way to Cherno and next thing I know we are 6 man gang! We looted the medical tents in the industrial part and then one of the guys gets shot in the head right in front of me with a sniper and the 3 of us that was left made a break for it to the church. The 3 of us decided to meet up with the others in Electro so we made a break for it in the outskirts of the city. Turns out that sniper spotted us and shot all 3 of us in the head.