Shot From A Catapult (SFAC)

[landstriker 9]

After roaming the fields of Chernarus hunting for men and wabbits for years, performing around the island with Cherno Circus (lighting myself on fire and flinging myself from a catapult) my hairs got grayer and my legs got wearier. Now two weeks later, my gray hairs seems to have fallen off and my legs are reduced to stumps (but i keep on running, oh I keep on running.. from those nasty Zombies!

This is the time to unite my friends! Lets load up the catapults for one last time and fling ourselfs in front of enemy lines, this is our time, this is SFAC!

On a semi serious note, what exactly is a "SFAC"?(you might ask) .It's a brand-spanking-new squad that is a parody of so called "realism squads" but mostly a parody of itself! :P

Just formed today, my hope is to find like minded people around the world to team up with and to have a laugh (or three). There is no ranks and "Yes sir, no sir" as you might find with other squads, but a group were everyone is welcome as long as they are mature and respect their fellow gamers while having a blast in DayZ!

Feel free to leave a reply in this thread or if you're shy, you can PM me.

Hope to hear from you soon, now if you excuse me, i think i just saw a bunch of Zombies.

*loads up catapult... Fling!*

Doh, in the midst of all the Zombie hunting I seemed to have forgotten to add my time Zone and preferred voice comms which is GMT+1. We use Teamspeak 3. :)

A few recuirements before joining our group:

- You need to be older than 16 years of age.

- A working microphone

- Teamspeak 3 installed.

[landstriker 9]

Joining the circus today, our catapult group has gotten two man stronger! After a successful 2.KM dual catapult shot (way in front of enemy lines), Nik and Barracuda has proven themself to be a great asset to our group (that's normally been lost somewhere north in the cherno woods).

So far we've managed to take out two rabbits, a sheep and we even spotted a cow!

We're always looking for more catapult fodder, so do not hesitate to contact me and join in on our marvelous group!

[DocShady 1]

Yes, I would very much like it if I join this grouping for zombie killings. I make pretendings the zombies are from Uzbekistan and make killings for glorious nation of Kazakhstan. I have been wanting this for much time since my wife, Oxana, and my sister, #4 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan, was violated and killed by Uzbekistan bear.

We will make killings of bear AND zombie! Great success!

[landstriker 9]

Sorry to hear about you sister.

I would love to have you in our flying circus. Together we will hunt down that bear, should we not find the bastard, I know about a cow we spotted just a few KM's back.

You'll be my honorary catapult builder and will be given a special wooden badge i built by myself while i was sitting behind a tree in the woods waiting for a rescue!

[landstriker 9]

Our group has grown 15 man strong in just 2 days! We're currently not looking for any new members at this moment, but will open in the future.

[landstriker 9]

We've decided to open up for a few more members, so should you be interested, send me a PM and we'll take things from there :)

[onehandband1t 0]

Hey Guys/Girls

I am part of this group and we are a good bunch of guys. I am from the UK and we have a variety of nationalitys here.

If you are interested in joining it is essential you communicate with us, and you use teamspeak 3.

Look forward to boosting our group size :)

Game On!