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never ending battle between Game and Rage!!

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OK so COOL im loaded into the game!! alright cool lets pull out my weapon, wait WTF is going on my shit is broken i dont have a gun ( RAGE ).. Ok neways lets start moving out, oh look a town lets go get some supplies..

WTF IS THIS! zombie aggros me from twig snap now im full on sprinting for miles thru the center of town attracting every zombie from balota to electro.. Somehow manage to get stuck on a shrub OH NOES!! a zombie pokes me and im now bleeding out -_- FML ( RAGE )..

SHIT SHIT i need to find a building to bandage, FEW ok im safe in this building time to bandage.. AHHH all bandaged up and still got 6k life not bad, ok lets look for supplies.. WHAT THE FUCK ( RAGE ) 100sqf building and the only thing in this pos place is empty cans and a fucking tire ( RAGE )..

OK well i guess ima just have to try and sneak to this other building and somehow get a weapon.. WAIT WTF IS THIS got to close to the wall and now the zombies are hitting me thru wall ( RAGE ) OMFG im bleeding again ( RAGE ) hit g to look for bandages and forgot you only start with one now ( RAGE ).. Bleeding out 2k life, 1k life, 200 life, ( RAGE ) I FUCKING DIED THANKS GAME..

Go to dayz to post on forums about nonsense that just happened trying to type a fucking line before Blood vessel in my brain explodes trying to hold back the Massive Amount of rage that is brewing inside..

Girlfriend knocks on door, Bad idea sally!.. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT IM TRYING TO PLAY THIS GOD DAMN GAME I GET NO GUN ONE BANDAGE ZOMBIES LOOK AT ME AND I BLEED AND I BLEED OUT IN LIKE 5 SECONDS FROM A SCRATCH ( TWITCH ) AHHHHHHHHHHHH SMASHES MOUSE AND BREAKS KEYBOA

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