Need help killing noobs? HIT-SQUAD FOR HIRE

[Shitowl 3]

Someone done goofed? Need someone get got? Annoying cuntfuck sniping you again and again? Unless it is us, we are glad to help.

We, the Super Intelligent Hi-Def Military Hit Squad (some of you might know us as the infamous Cherno Police), offer you a super fast, guarantee free and bullet proof termination of unwanted players in general. Mostly we do not charge anything at all, but if we do not like you, you might get charged for various items of our liking.

All you need to do is to hit me up with a PM (Private Message) and give us some details of who we are killing. Where we are killing them. And if you want it done in a special way (we'll most likely skip this last bit, but still, it's fun). ACTUALLY, EITHER PM OR POST IN THIS TOPIC, WHATEVER.

We don't really a specific reason to why you want the player in question dead, we are just really bored of waiting around to kill a random dude here and there.

By the way, we do not only kill people, we also enjoy helping people, sometimes.

List of available services;

Need a medic? We can offer you professional medicinal assistance.

Need a transport? We can offer you a save passage between where you are to where you wanna go (sometimes by car, sometimes by foot, depends).

Need someone killed? We kill people.

Need someone an un co-operating player taken to you? We will try to take him/her to you alive.

Want revenge? We arrest someone for you and hold him/her down for you to just come down and do whatever you want with it.

WE WILL SOMETIMES CHARGE YOU, DEPENDS OF THE MISSION IN QUESTION WAS FUN OR NOT.

[Satan (DayZ) 44]

Or kill him yourself.

[a_typical_noob 651]

I resent this topic!

[wolfdevon117 0]

This. Is. Never going to work. ''Hit-Squad'' makes no sence. It would be more probable to set a trap for you all if someone called you all then to get you all to kill there target. Do the work yourself XD

[Shitowl 3]

i do feel as if you are all big cunts.

[Dazura 1]

So essentially I'd tell you that there is a sniper in cherno and you'd check the 2-3 big rooftops in the town (from the hills, mind) and shoot him.

Pretty much anyone can do that.

[Shitowl 3]

maan you so smaart, you such a smaart maan.