Need help fighting bandits? HIT-SQUAD FOR HIRE

[Shitowl 3]

Someone done goofed? Need someone get got? Annoying cuntfuck sniping you again and again? Unless it is us, we are glad to help.

We, the Super Intelligent Hi-Def Military Hit Squad (some of you might know us as the infamous Cherno Police), offer you a super fast, guarantee free and bullet proof termination of unwanted players in general. Mostly we do not charge anything at all, but if we do not like you, you might get charged for various items of our liking.

All you need to do is to hit me up with a PM (Private Message) and give us some details of who we are killing. Where we are killing them. And if you want it done in a special way (we'll most likely skip this last bit, but still, it's fun). ACTUALLY, EITHER PM OR POST IN THIS TOPIC, WHATEVER.

We don't really a specific reason to why you want the player in question dead, we are just really bored of waiting around to kill a random dude here and there.

By the way, we do not only kill people, we also enjoy helping people, sometimes.

List of available services;

Need a medic? We can offer you professional medicinal assistance.

Need a transport? We can offer you a save passage between where you are to where you wanna go (sometimes by car, sometimes by foot, depends).

Need someone killed? We kill people.

Need someone an un co-operating player taken to you? We will try to take him/her to you alive.

Want revenge? We arrest someone for you and hold him/her down for you to just come down and do whatever you want with it.

WE WILL SOMETIMES CHARGE YOU, DEPENDS OF THE MISSION IN QUESTION WAS FUN OR NOT.

Edited December 27, 2012 by Shitowl

[MarshmellowHippie 10]

Why would i want a hit man in a video game? The other offers are good though.

[Shitowl 3]

fuck if i know, we're fucking bored

Edited December 27, 2012 by Shitowl

[oldenworld 16]

I'd like to join this squad, where do I sign up? I got Skype/VoIP, etc etc.

[MarshmellowHippie 10]

Woah. Language much!