Another one bites the dust

[Happymrsnowman 52]

Post your stories about killing little bandit D-bags who killed you, your friends, loved ones for no fucking reason.

Here's my story:

So my friend Sonic and I are trecking from the balota airfield. Decently equipped, we're skirting the edges of Cherno, looking to see if there's any activity. Sonic's got a AK-cobra, me I've got a CZ-550 and an AK in my pack. So as we look on from the tree line, a wave of player deaths rolls in. I mean it musta beena bout 5-6 guys whose names came up. Now we hear no shots, but as we're scouting the roofs for snipers I see 2 dead dudes on a roof. Still bleeding.

Motherfucker, so there's someone sniping. So we decide to check it out. Cuz we're stoopid.

We approach from the north side, near the factory. The dead guys are on the highest building dead on the roof. I keep checking the long ladder leading up to them, and it still clear. Meanwhile I hear no more shots, and we're taking care not to fire off any of our own. We go through an apt building near the hospital, find a dead bandit, but no signs of anything else. Gut him for his beans and bury that ass.

Finally we get to the factory. I'm in the building facing toward the town proper, Sonic decides it's time to go up the ladder. So he goes up to the first landing, but the ladder causes him to dismount. Next thing I know he's fucking dead. Shot comes directly from above me.

Ohohohoho I got you now you turban wearing motherfucker! So I crawl all the way to where the ladder to the roof is. I KNOW there's the bastard up there. The only question is, has he heard me coming? Should I throw a smoke up there? Maybe he doesn't know..... so I decide to climb up. As I'm coming up I see him peeking around the corner at the ladder. I'm expecting to fucking die, here and now.

And he shoots..... and it breaks my legs, I'm bleeding. Well now I'm on the ground, with my AK set to full. I dump 18 into him. Half panic, half rage. He's done, Sonic's laughing through SKYPE. I check his equipment. Little fucker just has a CZ-550, and some fucking soda. What's he doing up there? Oh he gots hisself a nice little rifle and a cozy little spot. I bandage, I morphine. I eat his food. Overall, no real loss on my part. Probably need to butcher a goat and eat it later, but totally worth it.

FUCK THAT! Fuck all those weak little shits camping Cherno roofs and murdering player. Fuck em for having no balls and no skill to even HUNT players down. I buried that asshole with his gear. I just hope he comes looking for his shit again so I can nail his ass a second time.

Whats YOUR story?

Edited December 16, 2012 by Happymrsnowman

[maxnmike 134]

You are correct, you are stupid for going into Cherno when you know there is a sniper operating there.

[Happymrsnowman 52]

You are correct, you are stupid for going into Cherno when you know there is a sniper operating there.

1. Still took that needledick down.

2. I've played as a carebear, trekking through the woods for about 20 days. I'm sick of it. I'm sick of running away from a large city every time I hear shots, even though I know I'm outfitted like a boss.

3. Its annoying to see all of the player names cycle up on the kill list, and I know its probably a bunch of newbies getting torn up by some asshole who thinks he's pro as fuck.