ididi9 (DayZ) 53 Posted December 9, 2012 Ok, My player has been alive for a while now and has been eating nothing but beans and fizzy drinks. A recipe for Diarrhea. Picture this, your in a AS50 fight at NWAF and your character just lets go all over his Ghillie, the animals are then attracted to you and eat you. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted December 9, 2012 Sheep love diarrhea. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ididi9 (DayZ) 53 Posted December 9, 2012 Concept art 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted December 9, 2012 Concept artI dare not click this link I fear the worst Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ididi9 (DayZ) 53 Posted December 9, 2012 I dare not click this link I fear the worstThen your sir, are a very wise man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morgan32 403 Posted December 9, 2012 I dare not click this link I fear the worstIt's not too bad.Can I pull down my pants and get a 600m headshot with a flying lump of crap? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ididi9 (DayZ) 53 Posted December 9, 2012 Maybe, I was more thinking it could be like a form of chemical warfare, Like you take a crap in the barracks and if people go in there they start throwing up and need anti biotics. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted December 9, 2012 It's not too bad.Can I pull down my pants and get a 600m headshot with a flying lump of crap? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maxnmike 134 Posted December 9, 2012 I guess we will have to start calling this the poop apocalypse. I'm beginning to think all you people have a poop fetish. lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted December 9, 2012 I guess we will have to start calling this the poop apocalypse. I'm beginning to think all you people have a poop fetish. lolEDIT: apoopcalypse? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
intensity (DayZ) 312 Posted December 9, 2012 That stuff did cross my mind once, I'll admit. Along with why are you still thirsty in the rain?Many of us had a close encounter hiding in a bush and actually hearing another player sneaking and breathing. The funny thing is with all this bad diet, the stress of the situation would probably cause one to defecate themselves. I can only imagine how funny that would be if someone sneaked over to a bush and heared someone else having an accidental bowel discharge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DiazWaffleCrabstro 39 Posted December 9, 2012 Shit litelarry hits the fan. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Glimmermang 25 Posted December 10, 2012 yeah I almost shit my pants reading this, made my day 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DiazWaffleCrabstro 39 Posted December 10, 2012 yeah I almost shit my pants reading this, made my dayyou and me buddy, we are going to make brown the new artistic color of the season. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ididi9 (DayZ) 53 Posted December 21, 2012 Also, Nappies could me implemented of course Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Auslovich 48 Posted December 21, 2012 It's not too bad.You, sir, have a stomach of steel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ididi9 (DayZ) 53 Posted December 27, 2012 Imagine getting a Ghillie and having to ditch it because you did your buisness in it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
disorder 344 Posted December 27, 2012 (edited) Hey what's in these Whiskey Bottles, cloudy lemonade? Sweet! Edited December 27, 2012 by disorder 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michaelvoodoo25 3120 Posted December 27, 2012 This thread is shit! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ididi9 (DayZ) 53 Posted December 27, 2012 This thread is shit!Nice play on words :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr_chabowski@live.co.uk 2416 Posted December 27, 2012 Imagine getting a Ghillie and having to ditch it because you did your buisness in itOR finding a ghillie someone disposed of and thinking, "that'll wipe off..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michaelvoodoo25 3120 Posted December 27, 2012 It's all the same crap at the end of the day :thumbsup: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ididi9 (DayZ) 53 Posted January 2, 2013 OR finding a ghillie someone disposed of and thinking, "that'll wipe off..."Yes! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plrsniper 87 Posted January 2, 2013 Why would you dispose of a ghillie you took a dump in anyways? It's not like it's the end of the world... That already happened! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ididi9 (DayZ) 53 Posted January 2, 2013 Why would you dispose of a ghillie you took a dump in anyways? It's not like it's the end of the world... That already happened!Because Zombies would be attracted to it :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
