Diarrhea

[ididi9 (DayZ) 53]

Ok, My player has been alive for a while now and has been eating nothing but beans and fizzy drinks. A recipe for Diarrhea. Picture this, your in a AS50 fight at NWAF and your character just lets go all over his Ghillie, the animals are then attracted to you and eat you.

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

Sheep love diarrhea.

[ididi9 (DayZ) 53]

Concept art

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

Concept art

I dare not click this link I fear the worst

[ididi9 (DayZ) 53]

I dare not click this link I fear the worst

Then your sir, are a very wise man.

[morgan32 403]

I dare not click this link I fear the worst

It's not too bad.

Can I pull down my pants and get a 600m headshot with a flying lump of crap?

[ididi9 (DayZ) 53]

Maybe, I was more thinking it could be like a form of chemical warfare, Like you take a crap in the barracks and if people go in there they start throwing up and need anti biotics.

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

It's not too bad.

Can I pull down my pants and get a 600m headshot with a flying lump of crap?

[maxnmike 134]

I guess we will have to start calling this the poop apocalypse. I'm beginning to think all you people have a poop fetish. lol

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

I guess we will have to start calling this the poop apocalypse. I'm beginning to think all you people have a poop fetish. lol

EDIT: apoopcalypse?

[intensity (DayZ) 312]

That stuff did cross my mind once, I'll admit. Along with why are you still thirsty in the rain?

Many of us had a close encounter hiding in a bush and actually hearing another player sneaking and breathing. The funny thing is with all this bad diet, the stress of the situation would probably cause one to defecate themselves. I can only imagine how funny that would be if someone sneaked over to a bush and heared someone else having an accidental bowel discharge.

[DiazWaffleCrabstro 39]

Shit litelarry hits the fan.

[Glimmermang 25]

yeah I almost shit my pants reading this, made my day

[DiazWaffleCrabstro 39]

yeah I almost shit my pants reading this, made my day

you and me buddy, we are going to make brown the new artistic color of the season.

[ididi9 (DayZ) 53]

Also, Nappies could me implemented of course

[Auslovich 48]

It's not too bad.

You, sir, have a stomach of steel.

[ididi9 (DayZ) 53]

Imagine getting a Ghillie and having to ditch it because you did your buisness in it

[disorder 344]

Hey what's in these Whiskey Bottles, cloudy lemonade? Sweet!

Edited December 27, 2012 by disorder

[Michaelvoodoo25 3120]

This thread is shit!

[ididi9 (DayZ) 53]

This thread is shit!

Nice play on words :)

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Imagine getting a Ghillie and having to ditch it because you did your buisness in it

OR finding a ghillie someone disposed of and thinking, "that'll wipe off..."

[Michaelvoodoo25 3120]

It's all the same crap at the end of the day :thumbsup:

[ididi9 (DayZ) 53]

OR finding a ghillie someone disposed of and thinking, "that'll wipe off..."

Yes!

[plrsniper 87]

Why would you dispose of a ghillie you took a dump in anyways? It's not like it's the end of the world... That already happened!

[ididi9 (DayZ) 53]

Why would you dispose of a ghillie you took a dump in anyways? It's not like it's the end of the world... That already happened!

Because Zombies would be attracted to it :)