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One symptom of cholera is diarrhea and why not have it when you refresh yourself you leave a puddle instead of a log? Then you could tell if you have cholera.

While we're at it could we have it so if you don't crap or you have diarrhea there's a chance of sharting yourself which attracts zombies while ruining your pants so you have to replace them to get rid of the smell. Another thing if you don't drop a duece you would either puke it up or your intestines would explode making you die slowly and painfully, and if people are really desperate could we use dookie as camo for our face by smearing? Or if we just find some cow patties lying around? Maybe even use it as fuel for a fire too which is quite possible?

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One symptom of cholera is diarrhea and why not have it when you refresh yourself you leave a puddle instead of a log? Then you could tell if you have cholera.

While we're at it could we have it so if you don't crap or you have diarrhea there's a chance of sharting yourself which attracts zombies while ruining your pants so you have to replace them to get rid of the smell. Another thing if you don't drop a duece you would either puke it up or your intestines would explode making you die slowly and painfully, and if people are really desperate could we use dookie as camo for our face by smearing? Or if we just find some cow patties lying around? Maybe even use it as fuel for a fire too which is quite possible?

Disease central, are you serious?

Another thing if you don't drop a duece you would either puke it up or your intestines would explode making you die slowly and painfully,

Yeah bro, I remember the last time I forgot to drop a big one, I puked it up. Then my intestines exploded.

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No I mean like for an extended period of time like 2 weeks ingame if you had sometype of blockage which could be added as sometype of condition, where you have to puke up your brown ooy gooy deliciousness or reach right up there in the ole' poopshute and pull out that baby.

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No I mean like for an extended period of time like 2 weeks ingame if you had sometype of blockage which could be added as sometype of condition, where you have to puke up your brown ooy gooy deliciousness or reach right up there in the ole' poopshute and pull out that baby.

You would just shit yourself, you know the human body works that way.

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One symptom of cholera is diarrhea and why not have it when you refresh yourself you leave a puddle instead of a log? Then you could tell if you have cholera.

While we're at it could we have it so if you don't crap or you have diarrhea there's a chance of sharting yourself which attracts zombies while ruining your pants so you have to replace them to get rid of the smell. Another thing if you don't drop a duece you would either puke it up or your intestines would explode making you die slowly and painfully, and if people are really desperate could we use dookie as camo for our face by smearing? Or if we just find some cow patties lying around? Maybe even use it as fuel for a fire too which is quite possible?

Diarrhoea may be a symptom of cholera. But by that logic I've had cholera many times in my life, which is seriously unlikely. One symptom could mean any number of things.

Also, I have had the misfortune of having diarrhoea while hiking in a large group. I had to hold it for some hours and I can tell you now, you are absolutely physically unable to hold it in until your intestines burst.

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