You get that terrible feeling...

[ZomboWTF 527]

Just lie as good as you can "Hey buddy, drop your gun, theres a M107 pointed right on you at the moment, dont turn around or i will shoot"

Most of the time people comply, giving you time for escape or stealing their weapon

[Dankine 377]

dont get into that situation in the first place

[Doom Guy 128]

I usually freeze up, and try to move as quietly as possible to a hiding spot, that or run.

[iegle 117]

1. Wet myself;
   
2. Assume foetal position;
   
3. Commence crying.
   

In that order.

[Wolfcock 4]

Shit my pants and go kill myself, become a zombie and eat 'em.

[jblackrupert 308]

Fart into the mic

[rooneye 135]

Yeah man, my nerves are terrible with this kinda thing. Debilitating, in fact :D My heart goes straight into my mouth and my hands no longer work as they used to, the adrenaline makes me a terrible player :D But I love it!

[Stafoo 61]

When in doubt, Frag out.

[DanielTy88 133]

Go to direct chat and play the witch noise from Left 4 Dead.

And if that doesn't work I say...You got a purdy mouth...BEND OVER BOY!

[aussiestig 681]

Drop a nade and blow us both all the way to jesus.

Edited November 13, 2012 by AussieStig

[Wargunner 55]

Abort.