Bandit stories

[Perigrin 105]

i recently stated i was a medic, but screw you people. kos'ed by 1 too many patients. so here we are.

BUSED

i was trying out the panthera map, and was in some tiny town, and somehow agroed every zed in town. i sprinted out of town, and heard a bus coming. i screamed HELP into the mike, but the bus didnt stop, and ran me over. i logged back on, and one of the guys in the bus said he executed the driver for incompitence!

thats all, ill add some more if you guys want

[Welch (DayZ) 756]

Sometimes. I offer people taxi rides, then I roll up in my Ural, step out of my cab, and blast the man that was lookin' for a pick-up full of holes with my LMG!

I've done it multiple times, and I've yet to die for it.

How does that make you feel?

[Perigrin 105]

Sometimes. I offer people taxi rides, then I roll up in my Ural, step out of my cab, and blast the man that was lookin' for a pick-up full of holes with my LMG!

I've done it multiple times, and I've yet to die for it.

How does that make you feel?

just fine, top marks. i did that when i stole a working uaz from a hoarder camp. had to kill like 4 of them........

[Welch (DayZ) 756]

just fine, top marks. i did that when i stole a working uaz from a hoarder camp. had to kill like 4 of them........

Well I was talking about innocent people.

I don't know if you're talking about the same, or just the hoarders, I didn't quite understand.

But either way, nobody said being a medic'd be easy. It's meant to be hard, being the good guy is hard! That's the whole point: Resisting temptations.

Not that I would know... I'm just a cheap-shotting douchebag.

[Perigrin 105]

i dont kos, normaly i man up and strat up ROB them. ill try to make a video, but i robbed a guy in a church, and he was so confused, he didnt even try to fight back! (yes i was talking about inocients.)