Choking

[Sturgeon 40]

..on fish bones

The sardine has 270 bones, which is 5 times more than Horse Mackerel. Those with the common soft throat disorder ( Softerus Liningitus ) should be susceptible to falling over and choking if they eat a can of sardines. The only way to relieve them will be repeated hits to the back with a large Sturgeon. The Sturgeon is well known as a remedy for most fish disorders being famous amongst midnight anglers as the 'antifish', for example - relief from the Cherno cough derived from off cans of sardines is a sun baked sturgeon upper fin. The Elektro Sniper Syndrome, inflicted by drinking from the small lake to the north of the power station which is full of infected horse mackerel, can be sorted by the sucking of two sturgeon eyes from the socket. There is virtually no fish induced sickness the Sturgeon cannot cure.

But anyway, choking.

[Welch (DayZ) 756]

Lol that was packed full of inimportant info!

[Sturgeon 40]

Fish, fishbones and choking is a serious business. I am just trying to keep it real. If you want to play an arcade human/fish/zed simulator then perhaps dayz is not for you ? Choking is no joke, ask Atilla the Hun..although it is still disputed, nevertheless a nearby Sturgeon would have kept him pillaging for many more years.