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Crowbar Man

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By Crowbar Man, in DayZ Mod General Discussion

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Steak and Potatoes    13480

Steak and Potatoes
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I think this is going to be one of those turning points in your life where you look back one day and say, "That's the day I started living! That's the day I REALLY started living!".

And then you recede into a dark room and play video games like the crazed cyborg you have become.

You're welcome!

Also, BEANZ!

I'll recluse into the basment ashamed of my appearence while I play dayz with surgical precision and hetstaine feeds me fish heads on a steal platter, locking me away as a secret weapon until the world is over taken by robots created by a corporation and I have to save john connor.

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a_typical_noob    651

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I'll recluse into the basment ashamed of my appearence while I play dayz with surgical precision and hetstaine feeds me fish heads on a steal platter, locking me away as a secret weapon until the world is over taken by robots created by a corporation and I have to save john connor.

That would make an awesome movie! Especially if John Connor rode around on a dirt bike with Budnick from Salute Your Shorts!

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a_typical_noob    651

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And there can be another robot that was sent back to kill John Connor. But instead of being a mechanical bot, he will be some kind of liquid metal substance. Just like Alex Mac or those awesome Capri Sun commercials!

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