Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted October 17, 2012 (edited) My evening started last night simple in a rough forecast for rocky weather. So there I was fresh spawn in three valleys my choice to head north off to the side of the road and loot for my run to berenzino.I stop in the factory and shortly after I enter, hear none other than the rumble of an engine. I peer out and see two bandit gentlemen armed to the teeth exit a UAZ and head towards the building I'm in. An unarmed hero is a good kill for them I thought so I attempt exit out the otherside and try to move off and gain distance.As I exit I two shots zip into the ground infront of me and I am told to stop or I will be shot.Seeing the opportunity to play a new role I surrender. the bandits claim they have been sent to take me hostage by orders of the blah blah Militia some clan. I enter the vehicle and they say not to talk one has tapped caps twice so I hear him talking to who they are meeting up with on skype or ts saying they have taken a hero hostage and are going to post on side channel their randsom demands when they meet up. we head to Berenzino hospital and they tell me I am to follow orders and retrieve items at gun point.. Fair enough I say so i enter the hospital while they aim at me and collect med supplies. I notice a few tin cans on the ground and pick them up aswell planning my escape idea. back into the truck and on to the petrol station. I empty inventory into the truck and they tell me to fill the vehicle with the two jerry cans I walk over to the station as they have me at gun point again put myself behind the petrol supply point and switch to empty cans. I say heads up and I throw one can hitting a guy in the chest which stuns him and he says "what the fuck that guy just threw something at me" I throw the next can and sprint around the backside of the building they are livid and begin shooting everywhere around me but they are shit shots. I break around the building and they chase me. i make two full circles only catching shock from bullets noticing they have yet to figure out they need to split up and chase around both sides and funnel me. So i take off deeper towards the city weaving between buildings as they keep firing. I elude and circle back towards the petrol station as they are chasing in a straight line jump back into their truck and beat cheeks out of the station. they shoot out the fuel,engine and windows but i manage to get down the road yelling blow me. They have destroyed their truck and I figured my work is done here I bail on foot weaving and take a round dropping me with a broken leg. I lay their and they are cussing at me like a pair of sailors saying I'm going to have to fix all the damage. they circle me fully focused when i hear a a sniper round zip through one and drop him the other one panics and runs to the back of the truck I roll away from it as I hear follow up shots which blow the vehicle to pieces. The bandit trys to run off towards the coast and is ripped through center mass by another round. I crawl over and bury their bodies as a slenderman comes down to me and says todays your lucky day aims his rifle in my face and says well almost slips me the bullet i awaited to the face. Held hostage funniest night I've had in weeks the rage over side channel proved epic from the two ass hats as they spawned in kamenka and cherno. Edited October 17, 2012 by Steak and Potatoes 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted October 17, 2012 Haha excellent scenario, especially using the cans to make your escape, very very clever, beans off for using your head and ruining the bandits day!! just unfortunate you got a lead enema in the end! Beans for such epic story telling! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted October 17, 2012 Haha excellent scenario, especially using the cans to make your escape, very very clever, beans off for using your head and ruining the bandits day!! just unfortunate you got a lead enema in the end!Beans for such epic story telling!I thought I was getting out until I saw the slenderman he is unforgiving and takes no sides. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted October 17, 2012 I thought I was getting out until I saw the slenderman he is unforgiving and takes no sides.No he doesn't. he fights for himself and everyone is his victim 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted October 17, 2012 I've had more than one run in with the lone wolf and its never pretty lurks the forest and makes prey out of the ones who least suspect it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted October 17, 2012 Sounds like me at times... it just feels good to hunt alone from time to time Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DubPlate 38 Posted October 17, 2012 Good story! Dissapointing that the sniper wasnt actually saving your life, would have been epic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hetstaine 10852 Posted October 18, 2012 Tin cans, second only to the DMR. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted October 18, 2012 Tin cans, second only to the DMR. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
