...Dafuq?

[TsukasaKun 0]

Story time. A couple stories actually.

So yesterday I was sitting at my base near the shipwreck at the NE corner of the map. All of my other friends were out on missions gathering food, vehicle supplies, etc, except one other friend.

The loot we had managed to get was:

Some kind of Zodiac speed boat

Two leisure boats

Two ATVs

A Jeep that seats 5 (whos name I cannot recall)

At least 3 tents full of food, guns&ammo, Medical supplies, etc)

So I'm semi-AFKing in a tree checking the map on my steam overlay, when I see someone run across the base. I assume it's my other friend. The person gets into one of the Leisure boats. I mouse over the person; It is not one of us. She starts the boat up, and begins to (slowly) sail away. I put a few rounds into her with my M14; she's dead, but the boat is still moving. It slowly sails away, the corpse still slumped over to the side. I tell my friend what happened, and we check the base. This girl had ran past the Jeep, the two ATVs, the tents, and chose to steal the slow-ass leisure boat instead of the fast Zodiac boat.

...Dafuq?

Later that day, during the evening, one of my friends on teamspeak brings his friend over to our new base (we changed locations after someone else found it) this friend rides over on an ATV. He says we can keep it. Later he goes out and rides a motorcycle into camp. Then two cars I dont think are even in the game. All have full health, and this is in the span of thirty minutes. The next day, a Fully-operational helicopter spawns in the middle of our camp, while this guy is on. (obvious hacks is obvious) However, as the server admin was also in our group, he reset the server, which despawned all the hacked in vehicles.

....Dafuq?

[zantiago 119]

lol... what the actual fuck...

Good read tho.. Love a laugh in the morning like this :D

-z

[TsukasaKun 0]

Hah. I forgot to mention that a few attempts were made to get the boat back by sailing one person over to the runaway ship and getting out in the water then attempting to enter it xD

But seriously, after I had found out she hadnt taken anything, I was like:

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[zantiago 119]

hahaha, how do you know it was a she though?

Sound's so bloody dawn of the dead it's hillarious..

there is a motorboat here.. Better take the sailboat and go out into the sea, let's find a random island.. xD

[TsukasaKun 0]

Well her name was "Claire Redfield" and she had the female model, so I'm going to assume it's a she.

[Blasty 0]

hahaha thats awesome. I hate you vehicle hoarders btw, you ruin the fun!

[TsukasaKun 0]

Oh, we actually use them, we don't hoard :)

[AquaMonkey (DayZ) 0]

Hahaha You Gave Me A Good Laugh (Can I Join Your Group?)

[Kharne 2]

Nice! I'm moving to the NE corner now! lolol!

[Brohemoth 0]

claire redfield is a character from the resident evil series lol

[Velcrohead93 0]

claire redfield is a character from the resident evil series lol

This.