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    The Bandit Code

    Gentlemen, I propose an initiatve. I was juggling with the idea, but recent butthurt suffered at the hands of another bandit has prompted me to act and propose the following reform, that is, the Bandit Code. The Bandit Code should have simple binding tenants: 1. And yea, for one bandit should not seek out the gracious, life giving beans of another bandit brethren 2. A bandit, is not bound to help thine brethren, however, one should avoid hinderance of that bandit's life 3. And yea, for the Lord of Banditry, forbideth the slaying of a bandit by his brethren, to commiteth this act, is of high sin against the Maleovent Bandit Lord 4. And lo, for a Bandit Brother should share information regarding those who would seek to poison and destroy thine Bandit Brethren 5. A Bandit who attacketh and slayeth a Brother, is branded a sinner and of Heresy, and should be hunted down by his Brethren, until he cometh and beggeth for redemption. And yea, for our Lord is merciful, brefrendeth we will thine Land, thine Tower, thine Cherno, thine Elektro, thine Rifle, for these totems of our faith, guaranteeth us the right to beans. Any suggestions are welcome... On a secondary note, I'm looking to team up with people, preferably Oceanics, but I'm willing to go for anyone who's interested. I play on just about any server, but on weekdays I play on Euro servers for the daylight, on Weekends i'll wander.
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    Melee Weapon Petition

    I remember the Island Life and such had a melee function of sorts... It basically looked like you threw a grenade but it was actually a form of less-than-lethal stun.... So maybe there is a base
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    The Bandit Code

    Eh, upon reflection I've come to the following conclusions: -If you want to work with me you can -I won't shoot first unless I deem it necessary or I'm hunting -Depending on my mood, I probably am un-trustworthy -I actually am now enjoying banditry Why gentlemen? The thrill of the hunt gets my rocks off.
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    CZ appreciation station

    I've got a lil nuker with enough ammo on my person and hidden to cause some serious damage... And only recently have I started to actively hunt, and I'm getting progressively better... I'd be much much happier if they made the view distance greater, so sniping from rather long distances wasn't a bitch of a process. That being said, the prevalence of survivors to glitch when i shoot them and fall down ladders and some how get up and bandage themselves and run away, as well as disconnecting JUST as I shoot them in the head is pissing me off... I need to practise my moving target skills though... Oh, and a shout-out to my brothers out there in banditry, I won't engage you if you don't engage me, I can even help yous if you want... Hell, I'll even help some survivors if they're decent enough.
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    Awesome story man. My tale is quite similar coincidentally!
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    Post 1.5.7 brigandry

    As I am trying to reset my humanity and thus become a functional member of society / I am tired of people KoS-ing me, I've been engaging in the following: 1. I offer to help take people from position A to position B as I'm a boss-level scout / pathfinder and I'm generally able to avoid confrontations, but am pretty pro with a rifle... They pay me in beans and water, if they don't come good, they'll soon learn that the kindness of my heart has the ability to take his dues and leave you in the middle of fucking no-where with 1 bandage to patch the bullet i just put into your leg 2. If i'm in desperate need of beans, or I'm bored and want to train my sneak and scoutting skills, I'll find a survivor that looks pretty experienced (ALICE pack, assault rifle or whatever), stalk them across the map and follow in their footsteps, always keeping them in my iron sights. I'll then follow them to their camp (provided they have one), wait for them to put their shit in the tent or w/e, and then rob that tent for beans, medical supplies, or ammo for the weapons that i have. Or, if it's a big group camp. I'll mark it on my (saved to computer) map, and keep it in mind for next time i'm in the area and need me some beans... 3. Be in town, camping on tower, survivors below, fire off a cz50 round, attract a metric fucktonne of zombies, zombies eat survivors, i collect beans. However, I've stopped doing this, as it is collossal fuckwittery c'est la vie
  7. I'd be willing to join you but: ->I killed people in self defence, became bandit ->White Knights KOS me, even though I am often working with survivors as a scout (I have a boss-level sense of direction) -> I am often, by luck, a better shot and thus kill people who try to kill me for my beans -> My humanity goes down So yeah, until I can get my -5103 back into the positives, I think you'll be shooting first, asking questions later. Saddening
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    The Horde ( in-game story)

    Try being a bandito and saving people and then getting plugged for your delicious bandit beans... BUt still, good story
  9. New Zealand = an overseas dependency of Australia anyway, so who gives a shite. I personally like how this thread turned into "DASS RACISS" within the first comment rather than anyone actually commenting on whether or not they would like to join the clan.. I for one would be tempted to join the clan, I've not been on DayZ for a while on account of having my face ripped off and still having a bandit skin, as well as plethoras of uni work. But, ofc, I would still be interested and may sign up at some point. So stop being a bleeding heart liberal and sign up if you're an Aussie and interested. And remember, this is Australia, sensitivity doesn't exist
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