Burst75

I'll play with ya m8 I added you on steam, my name is Tyler.

All of you! How dare your worship the lord of beans! This is a sin to all men, bretheren and survivors alike! Hark! Repent! Kneel down to the Lord of Pasta, give him your confessions, pray that he forgives your evil soul! Do this, or burn in the firey deapths of Kamenka! Please, I beg all of you to recant! Only then can you be saved, only then can you see the glory of Господь паста! Recant, and follow these commandments: 1. You must make a weekly pilgrimage to Novy Sobor, and kneel in the Church of Pasta. 2. You may only eat pasta, all bandits who consume beans or sardines will be cursed with bad loot, and a CZ round to the face. 3. Pray to only the holy Lord of Pasta, and his righteous son, the Lord of CZs. 4. You must make a daily sacrafice of a survivor to the Lord of Pasta. 5. You must maintain a kill-all mentality, so the world should be purge of the weak, and only the strongest are saved. Follow these ways, and you shall find salvation.

Ah, I love luring people to their deaths. My friends and I were all in cherno so we decided to lay a few traps. They were both survivors so they stayed at the cherno hospital as I scaled the silo to snipe. I get to the top of the ladder but there is already two bandits there, I shout friendly over direct chat and say I don't kill other bandits(lol). They bought it and continued sniping. One of my friends gets attacked on the hospital roof as I scout out the fire house. I take out the guy who attacked him with a single headshot. I am still allowing the other bandits to live, as they provide more protection, but I keep a good eye on them. My other friend finds some guy and tells him he wants to team up. The other guy agrees and follows him to the hospital. My little bandit buddies start shooting at my friend when he comes into view, so i am forced to pop them both in the face. 3 kills, this is the start of a good life. My friend proceeds to lead the other guy onto the hospital and tells him to stand still so he can give him a blood transfusion. I ask my friend, "he's the one with the pistol right?" "yep" says my friend. Bam, down he goes. "fuck" says my friend My friend was actually the one with the pistol, he had a brain fart. As soon as I realize this, I quickly pop the other guy in the face. 5 kills now, albeit one was my friend. Both of my friends soon spawn and find a beaner on the beach. One goes bandit and kills the beaner just for the lols. He starts complaining in chat and we get a good laugh when we realize it was the same guy that I shot before. Maybe 10 minutes later, I start to realize I should probably go down soon, I've been quite loud, but then I see a horde of at least 50 zombies(no joke, 50) chasing a guy. He climbs onto the roof of the warehouse below me and starts asking for help in chat. Boom, headshot. I burst out laughing as I kill that same guy for the second time, and the third time in our group. This is why I love banditry.

Karko is right, the ENTIRE point of being a bandit is that you have no rules, not just that you kill survivors, teaming up would mean no differance between survivors and bandits.

Winny used to be my weapon of choice, but the new update means that I am using the CZ exclusively for PvP.

Redeem yourself by praying to the lords of pasta!

STOP! Repent your ways! No bandit shall worship the lord of beans! You should all be struck down by the great pasta God! But our great lord of pasta is a merciful one, you need just recant, and you shall be alowed to live!

Silo in electro + CZ = Loot, loot, more loot.

Also, you might want to fix the snipers, when you scope, the scope shakes with just normal breathing.