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Everything posted by morgan32
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I demand you to use it as your Forum Profile Picture to prove that you're not insulted. Use it for a day and I will believe you.
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That is so similar....
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He said Hi-res pictures, not water paintings.
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Fraggle, if this doesn't insult you then you're strange. A super combination between Paint and Photoshop. Warning: Adult content in the spoiler!
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You don't want my imagination to run wild, it wont be healthy. Oh believe me, I can offend you. I'll just combine my Paint skills and Photoshop skills.
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Press the "Special BB Code" button to the left of the font scroll-down menu and select "Spoiler".
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Definitely worth to keep if you use stealth and sniping a lot, if not then trade it.
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Fraggle, anything specific you want my master-grade Photoshop skills to paste your face on?
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Pfff, nothing should be deleted unless a mod deletes it, it's the golden rule.
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Rocket didn't approve.
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It's a bunch of Arma 2 vehicles attached to each other, how could it be an alien space ship?
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I broke up with Google a couple weeks ago, DayZ Commander is now my new best friend.
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Matt, you know I've always loved you, right? Plus I'm good at launching stuff, if you know what I mean.
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I actually hold W while keeping my left pinky on the shift button and left thumb on the Alt button, no idea why I do it, just how I've always done it.
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It's a beautiful server, I haven't had the time to play anything the last couple of weeks but I miss it a lot (Which is why I have it in my signature.) Match up the rotation of the mods' heads with the rotation of the ponies' heads.
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Well excuse me that I had to grow up with Wunderbaums and lanters.
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Yeah, of course I did, you hit the nail right on the head! Actually because Twilight also has a horn, just like you. Some of them posted their face in the "Show your face!" thread. I'm sure some of them will send you one if you sweet-talk with them, mods tend to fall for cute guys.
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Feel free to, then every time I see a post from you I can remember how awesome my Photoshop skills are. Just rub it in, Derpy, rub it in slowly.
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Lets end it all by saying deodorant + matches + shit = very nice flamethrower.
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And now you're going on all about deoderant and cows in the same sentence, when will you ever stop?
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By the way, there's a reason I picked Twilight Sparkle, can anybody guess why?
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How did you get matches to fit in this conversation?
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Smear yourself all over cows around in Chernarus, works for me.
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Jesus, it's a grocery shop, it only sells groceries, get your facts straight before trying to sound smart.... Joking <3
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That's a lot of text without punctuation, I bet you wont be able to read all of that without breathing.