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malau (DayZ)

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  1. malau (DayZ)

    Dogs should return home.

    In real life if a dog attacks, it runs in a straight line at you, it's not going to zig-zag - Dog vs Enfield, Dog vs Shotgun - I can't see Fido winning a dog vs weapon competition. And God knows what a Dean "Rocket" Hall dog will be like, it will probably run backwards and say 'miaow'.
  2. malau (DayZ)

    Nice encounter

    ARRGGHHH ! You also started a thread with "So......" !!!
  3. malau (DayZ)

    Underground Base.

    Are we building underground brothels ??
  4. malau (DayZ)

    DayZ Standalone

    The official map list (if indeed there IS more than 1 official map beyond Chernarus +) has yet to be released.
  5. malau (DayZ)

    Hacker spawns in Aircraft Carrier on beach?

    Imagine the number of storage slots !
  6. malau (DayZ)

    Battle eye failed to update

    PLEASE, do NOT start posts with "So....." or even "OK, so......" !!
  7. malau (DayZ)

    AS50 TWS, can i keep it?

    PLEASE, not ANOTHER post that starts with "So....." !!!!!!
  8. malau (DayZ)

    US 1992 - Admin ban abuse

    15 Satchel charges ??! My player is 67 days old now and I have never seen even 1 satchel charge in the game, even in tents - yet you have 15 WITHOUT cheating ? You can't blame an Admin for being suspicious they were hacked in.
  9. malau (DayZ)

    Turn ON that Train!

    I like your idea of it being a 'safe zone' (though many would hate that and prefer it to be a rape zone like the train level in Goldeneye 64) where you can walk around and chat with people who would have blown your face off under any other circumstances. It might lead to new friendships that otherwise wouldn't and maybe shouldn't exist. Bandits will be lined up at the stations on the route waiting for people to get off though.
  10. malau (DayZ)

    Dogs should return home.

    Nice idea. Dogs seem pretty useless as they have been described so far - find a zombie, find a player, find a goat or whatever they do. The problem with guard dogs, well with all dogs, is that they are just going to be butchered for the LOLZ. No dog is a match for a bullet or an axe. You are going to return to your tent and find your dog gutted for his meat and your tent ravaged like a drunken nightclub slut.
  11. malau (DayZ)

    Banned from all Vilayer.com servers

    The Admin probably framed him so he could steal his CD Key :-)
  12. malau (DayZ)

    Banned by a tyrannical admin

    Does DRH allow Admins to exorcise racist practises on servers ? (albeit that the Turks are not specifically a race).
  13. malau (DayZ)

    Battleye disater anti cheat

    You have to understand, every day the forum is bombarded with lying and misleading posts from hackers saying they have been falsely banned so as to create a mistrust of Battleye amongst everyone else. One of the greatest pleasures on this forum is going to the Ban Appeal section and drinking the salty tears of bullshitting hackers before a Mod closes the thread.
  14. There are discussions from Admins on here about how cheats are disguising a really excellent weapon (eg - AS50) as an unthreatening weapon (eg - Enfield), I think that's what happened to you. Someone who has been running and stopped to aim, his crosshairs would be all over the place, no way he could get off a 600 metre shot under those (or pretty much any) circumstances. After all, a target, unscoped at 600 metres on an Enfield would be barely afew pixels in size if anything.
  15. malau (DayZ)

    Prisons

    Good idea. The map as a whole needs a whole load of more varied buildings types.
  16. You said "very major bug". All guns not shooting would be a "very major bug", the bus not driving straight ? NO.
  17. Isn't this problem also caused by the new 1.62 of Arma conflicting with the latest beta of Arma AND Dayz 726? The new 162 patch stops the world autoloading and just gives u the ocean. DRH's and BIS QA testing seems very sloppy.
  18. malau (DayZ)

    Alt+tab framerate lag issue

    Try adding -winxp to your startup shortcut. This will make arma use DX9, which as well as being all round faster, allows for reliable alt tabbing.
  19. Dx9 mode allows better alt tabbing, as well as a better framerate. You can activate it with a command line switch.
  20. malau (DayZ)

    I need help with this arma 2 update

    Only on DayZ forums do so many f**king posts begin with "So......".
  21. malau (DayZ)

    CD Key In Use?

    Rakrul is right. Don't come in here with your cheap tears and sob story, when it has already been made 100% clear by Battleye that there is no other way to get this error that trying to run an illegal hack program ! We always knew hackers would try to cause confusion with sob stories of accidental bannings, and now it is happening more and more with these 'cd key thefts'. The mods should just lock the threads immediately and ban the poster.
  22. malau (DayZ)

    DayZ Photoshoot

    Are they real guns ? Wasn't it risky that someone would have reported you to the cops, all running about with semi-automatic weapons ?
  23. malau (DayZ)

    Community banned for hacking?

    More BS from hackers trying to create disinformation about Battleye bans ! "Another hacker got me banned !" is like "The dog ate my homework !"
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